normie acquaintance: so how did you meet your partner? me: *deep breath* have you heard of prediction markets?
me explaining why you should give me just one more bump
eliza🌻@elizas.website · 3y agoa man’s body is his own but the coke belongs to his tribe
dog piles are good and we should coordinate more of them on this app
strange swollen pustules have begun appearing all over my body... just kidding ;) ;) repost this or you will wake up tomorrow covered in painful, festering boils that no salve will soothe or heal
the angels would like to inform you that induction will not work on thursday, july 13. the sun will not rise. regular service will resume on friday.
the bene gesserit quest to bring about the kwisatz haderach is my favorite femboy breeding program
seeking 1 girl for a terrarium experiment. unpredictable vibrations are a must.
i want to get cut up i want my blood to dribble down my arm as she holds it in place i want to whimper as she makes another slice i want to hold back tears as my vision begins to fade i want her to tell me it'll be ok i just need a few more i want to cry when it's over and beg for just one more cut
you can make benzaldehyde and piperonal synthesis tutorials on youtube and still get sponsorships, apparently
"[roles in sex] are simple supply and demand" "that's why i'm a top, i saw a hole in the market and had to fill it"
born to snooze bedtime is a fuck honk-shoo honk-shoo 1989 i am sleepy girl 410,757,864,530 counted sheep
making a threads account so i can get told afabs only in the local queer housing thread
it was really fucked up of chemists to name one element magnesium and another manganese
an unexpected side effect of pluralkit is the normalization of bot tags, making it much harder to notice the ai uprising
"shape rotator" is an insulting oversimplification. i am in fact multiplying shapes by arbitrary matrices, and can therefore perform any linear transformation in my midn. i'm stretching and shearing u rn