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@ptchw0rk.bsky.social

he/they/xe | 9teen | 2D artist comms open!!! 3/3 slots avail

“i ship this controversial pairing because they make my penis hard” is usually understandable and based in reason. “i ship this controversial pairing because i genuinely think they are what is best for each other” is usually entirely misguided and, even worse, boring

dude the thing that gets me about dan and phil being gay isnt the fact that they’re in a relationship like duh yeah we all knew that but the fact that theyve been dating SINCE THE BEGINNING. SINCE BEFORE THEY STARTED THEIR CHANNEL. THEY’VE BEEN GAY SINCE DAY ONE AND ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Better Things Are Possible@internethippo.bsky.social · 2y ago

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up