Do as the woman says, Rand

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · last wk.

The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.

If you tickle it just right…

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America Needs to Grow the Fuck Up

Once you understand the moral psychology of America's immaturity, everything about America's 250th birthday makes sense.

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-A living wage -Guaranteed healthcare -The right to join a union -The right to vote -The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family -The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence Remember: These are the foundations of real freedom.

How these people managed to pass kindergarten is beyond me

My eyes hurt from the incessant rolling

Irony is dead

Her fingers are longer than his 😂

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

Trump's hand ... yikes (Ludovic Marin/AFP via Getty)

He looks like he could eat corn on the cob though a picket fence

AskAubry 🦝 🐆@ask-aubry.com · 2mo ago

Because Achieng Agutu's W2 says Sports Illustrated, therefore she is a SI model, Miles.

Beyond disrespectful

Gary Legum@glegum.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Holy hell is that grotesque.

Your first clue that this is a bad idea is that Trump thinks it’s a good idea

An AI-Funded Sovereign Wealth Fund Is Dangerous

Some constructive thoughts on Bernie's proposal.

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Trump looks grumpy and jealous that the corpse is getting all the attention at funerals. He must be a nightmare at weddings, squirming and pouting because everyone is looking at the couple. Plus, he smells like butt and ketchup. Reportedly. www.salon.com/2023/12/28/e...

Ex-GOP lawmaker describes Trump as smelling like a mix of armpits, ketchup and a butt - Salon.com

Ex-GOP lawmaker describes Trump as smelling like a mix of armpits, ketchup and a butt

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We let the Confederates off the hook after the Civil War and that didn't go well either.

«By the way, my wife’s boobs are 100% natural.»

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Bezos on the Melania movie: "By the way, it appears it was a good business decision. It did very well in theaters. It's done very well on streaming. People are very curious about Melania. So even though I had nothing to do with it, it appears the Amazon team made a very wise business decision."

GEPETTO: LOL.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Q: What did you say to Netanyahu about Iran? TRUMP: He's fine. He'll do whatever I want him to do.

The voices in his head are working overtime

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."

Oh, what a tangled web we weave/ When first we practice to deceive

The most accurate portrayal of the pro-Jim Crow, white nationalist Roberts Supreme Court I've seen yet.

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Trump Furious After JD Vance Covers him with Sheet

His eyes closed and head slumped forward, Trump had been unresponsive for over seven minutes of a Cabinet meeting before Vance gently shrouded him.

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Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

This. Read it.

The Data Is Women’s History

Social media made the backlash louder. It did not invent the script.

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« I truly cannot get it together to care, one way or another, if these freaks want to gorge themselves on ivermectin.» Or drink raw milk, take copious amounts of vitamin A or any slew of other snake oil cures as long as they are only harming themselves and not their children.

South Carolina Republicans: Let Them Eat Horse Paste

And, you know what? We may as well.

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