Ashe
@puckishrogue.bsky.social
πΈ #MVRP #OCRP πΈ "I'm more of a puckish rogue."
crona MY ASS IS NOT GONNA DO THIS ON SHEIK. FUCK YOU AND YO MODEL BRUH. Respect the hate creation tho.
crona Do https:// then whatever following. Thats usually how most do it on bluesky.
wait what the fuck why does my tag not work here
"I said I didn't know what most of them were, I didn't say which ones. I know what a cop is."
βYou can't be a moron, you literally wear glasses. How come you don't know what a cop is?β
She pushes her glasses up. "I don't know what most of those things are, so no. Probably not."
βPartner, huh? We talkin' like, cowboys? Like cops have partners? Like lawyers have partners? Or are you breaking my heart, baby?β
"All names reserved for my partner, which you are not. Just call me Ashe."
Pouting, βhoney? princess? sugar tits?β
"You are a rude bitch huh? Great first impression, ten out of ten."
βThen go back to being bored, the fuck do I care what you appreciate?β
"You could have just told me a joke or some shit, touching isn't exactly something I appreciate."
βOf all the things I considered that was the nicest one, so you're welcome for that too. Boredom kills, doesn't it? I'd do anything to stave off boredom.β
". . ." Just releasing the wrist. "Ah, I see what you did." Cue the snort. "Yeah, I guess you got me."
Grinning at her, not yet fighting back. βNot bored now, are you?β
"I'll raise my damn voice if I want." She can try, Ashe isn't gonna let it happen twice.
βDon't raise your fucking voice at me.β How about she flicks her in the head again?
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID IT, WHO ELSE DO I ASK??"
Shrugs. βDon't ask me.β
"I have super special genes, or something like that."
"im just really surprised you're immune to something so fucking deadly."
She's eaten worse, Ashe has eaten rocks before. "Also glowing bread."
well he definitely wouldn't tell her to eat a plank of wood or anything that isn't edible whatsoever. "I should've suspected that to be the answer. based take though."
It's more so for her own health, letting her shovel down anything is a bad idea. Even if she can handle it. "PIZZA."
he wants to test her.. but because they are friends, he will spare her. "got any favorite dishes?"
crona So we getting tron bonne in fortnite next right. Totally. Right guys :D
"I can eat just about anything." Do not test her, this is a dangerous discussion.
"damn girl you got talent. im a messy ass eater with those."
"I ain't got one of those. What am I, twelve?"
What's got your up past your bedtime?
Smart move. She's now eating another one. "Chicken is cool, don't think I've ever had anything fried. If I have I never asked."
"i think it's a place in the united st-" he remembers that Ashe knows much more less about the world compared to other inexperienced individuals. "i just hear their fried chicken is scrumptious."
"I have never encountered a chalky cookie."
What if they're chalky and weird?