500 riddles is a lot for a beginner. For me it would probably only be about five days worth though
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what an imperfect and erring instrument I was to fail in so crucial a moment
The history of western philosophy should have more partisans and taking to the hills
I solve a hundred riddles every morningrg while I’m drinking my smoothie
Me: sorry to bother you at home doc but this shampoo you gave me isn’t helping me to masturbate like my usual shampoo does Doctor Jedediah Tugmenot, antimasturbation specialist: not to worry that’s because we mixed sand into it down at the clinic it means the programs working
Lot of fear mongering going around today but I truly believe that if the government ever attempted to take away our bluesky Americans would take to the streets en masse
What is the secret to frying an egg is it an attitude thing are my vibes rancid
I heard that Peppino the Human Breath Mint eats corpse meat
No two countries with a McDonald’s have ever run their candidates against each other in a Michigan democratic primary
Me: have your checked out my posts? I’m like a modern day Pabagumbio You: who is that Me: ancient thinker
There’s a draft that’s been in there for six months that just says ‘rivers cuomo Neil degrasse Tyson.’ I think I was starting a list of people who would have been better with heroin problems but there’s really no way of knowing
The thing about early middle late stage capitalism is that the cracks are beginning to show for real this time
Could have sworn this wasn’t up on YouTube last nfl season but it’s my favorite thing to turn up real loud at the same time a football game is on loud m.youtube.com/watch?v=up_R...
the well tuned piano : la monte young, marian zazeela
YouTube video by joaocasssio
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Chigurh: what is the most you ever won on a coin toss 40 Fingers Ed: well stranger, believe it or not I was only born with ten of these bad boys
Cheeto was angre he was in rayj & he kep pulin on the Littl Man the Addoms owt strecht arms. The Littl Man the Addom he begun tu cum a part he cryd, I wan tu go I wan tu stay. Cheeto sed, tel mor. The Addom sed, I wan tu dark, I wan tu lyt, I wan tu day I wan tu nyt. Cheeto sed, tel mor.
Sorry to bother you at home doc I just needed to know if these mittens you prescribed are appropriate for cold weather or if they’re anti masturbation only
I don’t want to jump to any crazy conclusions from Tuesday nights Michigan democratic primary but I think it is very clear that Michiganders hate women and their state is probably shaped like a mitten because it’s the only hand garment that prevents them from flicking their beans
I love it when Billy Bob thornton opens his geriatric mouth and a swear word pops out of his wise old lips
You’re an old man Billy Bob Thornton you shouldn’t be swearing like that