penisflytrap

@puggle.bsky.social

18+ MINORS DNI franny, ancient aunt | travelled from the far lands of dA | extremely poor and undisciplined social media participant XP-Pen Deco 03, Clip Studio Paint pfp by @megalardon

i don't think people can even dream of the awkward situations i keep getting involved in, like how today i had to quit a dnd session because the dm nearly made his wife cry TWICE

I paid a catboy in ffxiv to burp for me for an hour but couldn't afford the payment so I was held hostage with the threat being i'd be sequestered until my omnicrafter friend could cover the costs but i'm 99% certain they banned me from the catboy bar anyway. he had two cocks

someone requested a badass pic and even tipped but i can't get ahold of them :sob: i've got the prelines and background all set up but they're nowhere to be found :(

you grow up on such midwestern delicacies of your mom's like "Cheeseburger Lasagna", which calls for whole ass mcdoubles layered together with more slices of cheese and pasta sauce, and people wonder why youre like quadruple digits

what does it mean when last night I dreamed I wasn't cool with a clique because when I lifted my shirt I wasn't quite fat enough to be subject of their affectionate ridicule. I even offered to eat a fridgeful among other things and it wasn't shit, sister

Bild

a few pictures down I plan to work much more on my composition. 3/4ths standing will always show the full body and how fricking fat something is, but I think I can offer a bit more than that with what I learned even just recently