Hello beautiful little freak. I love you, my beautiful little freak.
Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
I wouldn't trust a guy with the name 'wyrmtongue', but that's just me. Maybe I'm just built different. But I wouldn't make my most trusted advisor a guy called 'wyrmtongue'
Sometimes feelings really aren't that valid. Sometimes you're just being a little asshole.
Children yearn for microplastics and attention deficit disorder so I give them water bottle caps and ipads
Silksong releasing on my birthday because I’m their favorite guy
The fact that Silksong took 7 years to make merely because they were vibing out and having fun being creative is the best reason I could have imagined it being.
If you use ChatGPT for anything at all just know, I have bested you. You have been bested by my superior mind.
Thank you for almost but not actually 20k followers. Announcing this will definitely yield more followers, and not incur a mass unfollowing spree
KIRBY AIR RIDERS ASKS THE AGE OLD QUESTION! WHAT IF MARIO KART FUCKED
What if instead of calling it piano, we called it... you know...
Men when they see toilets : I refuse to pee my piss into this big open hole part. Hmmm.. The floor will do me nicely.
Just found out ADHD people can’t rotate a cube in their head because they get too distracted by birds and squirrels
Hello bisexual people. Watch out for falling spike traps in the next room.
This is me if you were a horse: “Hello little guy” *feeds you the gay carrots 🥕 specifically for gay horses*
Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.