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Just a dog in a man suit… or is it the other way around? Seattle area based.
Everything is somehow ‘off’, y’know? It’s not Eerie Indiana or Round the Twist; but I think something, somewhere has shifted and I can’t put my finger on it. Tonight’s weird thing was having Search and Rescue land on the tennis courts down the street.
There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground, And swallows circling with their shimmering sound; And frogs in the pools singing at night, And wild-plum trees in tremulous white; Robins will wear their feathery fire, Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire; …
Dear Subs, today’s safe word is the entirety of the Major-General’s Song from The Pirates of Penzance. Good luck.
Between shipwrecks, breaking a bed and fighting with choux and silicone before ending Sunday with an absolute gut punch… this mornings response about my accent developing an American twang with vowels was unexpected. Trying to fix things is never easy. Back to the smut!
I think one of the most romantic things a person can do is make you a playlist. Life can be funny.
There are times when my spite knows no bounds and today has been one of them - and it has extended into baking. Yes, spike baking is now a thing, and if me making spite cookies last year wasn’t enough of a thing, today it’s spite Paris-Brest.
And just like that, we are in the birthday month. The countdown is on to figure out what to do.
Don’t worry. I’m safe. About to post regular smut, hold on. Just been a wild night of checking in with everyone - the friends I was with, friends and family back in Australia, letting everyone who knows me know, etc etc and then a lack of sleep, so yeah, exhausting. XO
All these right wing “influencers” really need to learn how to speak. I was so terribly confused about why they were going on about ‘chad wives’ when they’re so against transgender people.
What I find weird about all these World Cup chants is “senile pedophile” is right there and nobody thought to use it. Maybe people can save it for later, idk. 🤷🏼♂️
Less than an hour to go before I can get tickets to see the Bayeux Tapestry. It’s just a shame it’s so damn expensive 😑
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
Flux! 🏳️🌈 🐾@fluxepoch.bsky.social · last mo.Without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?
My sinuses are killing me and I’m not sure if the worst part about that is the pain, or singing Britney every time I think “my sinuses are killing me”
Unpopular opinion, but IMO a sage piece of advice: don’t meet your heroes. I followed and was followed by two of my big ones that led me into my kink journey and both of them unfollowed me after chatting. Ouch.
CW: dark humour. Well my pup cabaret act has officially been cancelled. Apparently people really didn’t like it when, after being carried across the stage by a chorus line of dancers dressed as veterinarians, I tell them: “put me down boys; someone enters holding a giant syringe.
Happy International Day of Latex (IDOL), the day in which the United States Patent and Trademark Office issued a patent for a method of vulcanizing rubber in 1844. The patent was filed in New York by American inventor and entrepreneur Charles Goodyear.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. I thought this would be a fun and different take on this year’s theme for pride - to go on a journey. Come with me. Now is a time for reflection and remembrance. A time to recall the struggles of those that fought for our rights.
