What could possibly happen to an ass like this on #humpday?
Pup Jabber
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Madison pup who makes fussy coffee and lifts heavy things. Let's skip the small talk and give each other sniffs. 🐾NSFW IS POSTED, so 18+ ONLY!🐾 @Yoteleif.bsky.social is Fiance/ThroatYOTE💜 @thefenrirpup.bsky.social is Alpha❤️
@yoteleif.bsky.social said I can't be in the car with him anymore if I get another Spam & egg sandwich 😭
Absolutely devastated. 😭 She lived an amazing life and helped countless people. RIP Dolly 💖
Definitely type 3, feels like something's missing when I don't have an objective or job. BUT I enjoy being a brat cause being good all the time is dumb, and @thefenrirpup.bsky.social reactions to things gives me fuel.
triangle spectrum theory of pup play
When you make a pre-workout but forget to shake it and take a big ol' swig.
Noah Thomas Blowing Dust in Everything Now
ALT: Noah Thomas Blowing Dust in Everything Now
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Not a horny post, but I a really emotionally powerful dream last night. Yote and I were staying with a bunch of friends in the WI Dells (if I've known you for years, I guarantee you were in it). We didn't stay in a room with anyone though,we stayed in a room with my dad, whom I don't talk to anymore
I know I'm wearing too many clothes, but I felt amazing after a fruitful chest and back day💖
The gym has definitely been gyming for me. It's hard for myself to see my own progress but...Woof🥵 need a snoot in my pits rn First pic is just some art I found online
What's your concert history? First: Backstreet Boys - 00 or 01 Last: MCR/Devo - August '25 Next: AFI - Oct '26 Favorite: MSI, Gaga and FoB were some of the most fun I've had, but this past MCR show was like Seen Most: Rise Against, Blue October and Fall out Boy 3 times each
What's your concert history? First: Lucky Boys Confusion/Reel Big Fish - July 2000 Last: Orville Peck - June 2024 Next: Orville Peck - November 2026 Favorite: many, I can’t decide Seen most: OAR (3-4 times. Others have been 2x, like Guster, Yellowcard, and Reel Big Fish)
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This thicc boi gets easier and easier to slide in🥰🍆💖👅 #gaypup #BadDragon
*watches and waits for anyone who doesn't get up to receive communion so I can seduce them into the confessional*
Waist is small, I'm a baddie Looking for a hunky daddy Then I'll bring him to my dungeon Let my pussy be his luncheon #gaypup
Love the way my ass go ba-bump ba-bump-bump, Keep your eyes on my ba-bump ba-bump-bump
How comes when I make an omelette for yote, it turns out perfect. But MY omelette looks like the bottom of a country music festival trash can 😭
I never played Undertale, but this was a fun little brain massage. ACCEPT MY KINDNESS, DAMN YOU, I don't have patience to wait
Close friends will know I often call myself "a very patient badge". Was surprised to see kindness at number 3. Used to do an activity with my therapy kids about identifying your core values and that almost always became kindness for me.
When you're just heading out for the gym and you get an email saying it's closed today 😫
Lorena Rivers y Frankie en 'Estamos En Crisis'
ALT: Lorena Rivers y Frankie en 'Estamos En Crisis'
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A lil disappointed I didn't take any pics for Market Days, but I was having too much horny fun🥰💦
Idk I just like popping the yolks a lil and watching them ooze
What a perfect time to announce that I am taking up Celibacy💖
Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story is a great game and all, but I personally don't think there was any need to cut the prostate pounding sequence during development. It seems like it would've been pretty fun! Happy #BowserDay!