Pup Leif
@pupleif.bsky.social
Brainrotted engineering dog and classical music nerd who can’t type for shit and has strong opinions about Matlab. 📍Baltimore
i’m getting older, my body’s changing, and i wish someone would apologize for it because tell me why the weather shifted and then BOOM instant back pain
i have data to back up my claim of being solidly verse switch
there was a guy on the bus today w huge arms that at first i thought was hot, but when he stood up he was wearing straight man skinny jeans
maybe if the rapture happens i’ll finally be able to take a fucking break
i actually can’t overstate enough how much i hate them. the concept of a matrix with all 0 diagonal entries that isn’t the 0 matrix pisses me off
if a skew symmetric matrix was a color it would be chartreuse, and if it were a number it would be 7. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
if a skew symmetric matrix was a color it would be chartreuse, and if it were a number it would be 7. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
i should write a textbook on interior design i’m so good at this
saw this diva at the bus stop this morning and they’re genuinely my new hero. imagine how cunt it would be to pull a sandwich out of that bag for lunch.
the BLS ice bucket challenge is where i scream into a bucket of ice water every time a new jobs report comes out
trump take jobs
america’s inability to teach math pisses me off. the idea that you need to learn math “in order” is largely wrong. calculus can be introduced in kindergarten if instead of introducing it with limits we present it as figuring out how things change.
“i could never be a bottom because i love to shit” - my straight female roommate over dinner
should i keep posting self-censored smut, or should i post hole and/or pole as well
leaving the club early to play animal crossing in my hood is perhaps the best way to spend a saturday night
it’s wild that some people consider a pup mask sexually explicit
what if FDR. in ensuring he was never photographed in his wheelchair while campaigning, wasn’t concerned about public perception, but instead just wanted to see if people thought he was caked up
i’m at the dr. and i have to pee. the dr is running 30+ mins late, and i’ve def had the time, but i know that as soon as i leave the room they’ll be ready for me
🎶overstimulated in the back of an uber/ driver’s talking to me/i think im going to scream🎶
a woman with red hair is wearing a sash that says happy on it
Alt: Gif of Chappell Roan
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i’m not bad at spelling, i just choose to write like a 17th century puritan. it’s a stylistic choice, not dyslexia