My work holiday party is tomorrow and my manager just put “holiday party pre game” as an all day event on our calendar tomorrow 🤣 *cracking a cold one at 9am* I’m just following orders

Skyler not living within 1.5 miles of a major sports facility challenge: impossible

Chicago Sun-Times@chicago.suntimes.com · 5h ago

All of the chatter comes as Canal Edge LLC — a company owned by White Sox minority owner Justin Ishbia — released plans in September for a mixed-use development called The Railyards, which would move the Chicago White Sox to the South Loop.

Gym WiFi blocks VPNs (or at least mine, connecting to a residential IP) so we’re definitely not using that

Imma cat!!!! 🐱

Asked my team of 10 about keyboard recs 30 minutes and 100 messages later and now we’re onto getting desks hooked into Home Assistant

Me: I found their posts really annoying so I muted them Someone: your posts are annoying too Me: muted 🔇

Am the bestest doggo today

Thank fuck we have public transit that’s warm

Laura G Mitchell@lauragmitchell.com · 2d ago

This tool from Shifter (Tom Babin) is so cool! Allows you to put in your city + your personal temp + precipitation tolerances to predict how many days per year you can ride a bike easily, with some prep, or not at all. shifter.info/bike-rideabl...

The median voter be like “candidate A supports denser housing, public transit, safe streets, programs for the unhoused, and supporting small local businesses But candidate B has a campaign site with dark mode so it’s just impossible to decide”

You’ll never guess who just drove by

Skyler 🔜 🛌@puppskyler.dog · 6d ago

Whenever I see Brandon Johnson’s motorcade

Whenever I see Brandon Johnson’s motorcade

Got some bangin’ head at work today

💜🥰💜

Turns out the SGC is just under McCormick

The American mind cannot process a vehicle that is not designed to kill as many pedestrian children as possible

“Do you have plans tonight?” Uh yea I’m gonna put a hat on a pie

Thank fuck it’s 2026 and I don’t use any php

The CTA needs a lower Wacker bus route

Successfully guessed the movie from the poorly described plot so now everyone knows I actually do join these all hands meetings

I am once again reminding everyone that I live in the coolest city

It's a "how dare you make me do my job"-ass Monday

2 ride shares in as many days who AM I 😭

Me, Sunday, 1 am, drunk and high: what if I reviewed PRs. As a treat

Must pee sooooooo bad

I was forced into an uber to go a mile 😖

Oh shit I don’t belong at a “two fork” kinda place I’m just a dumb dog 🐶

If you ask me “what’s a password manager” don’t be surprised when I don’t let you on the WiFi

Suburbanites will tell you with a straight face that they bought an under desk walking mat so they can get 10k steps a day