Woke up to 3 oomfs requesting a cage check, and if morning wood wasn’t bad enough 🥴 Keep me accountable, keep me straining 🔒
Week 1 of #Locktober 💪 Rewarded myself with stretching my hole for 2 hours. Left me gaped and begging for more 🤤
Nothin’s better than a grilled cheese after a 2 hour hole training session 🥪 Content to come, stay tuned 😏
Getting a cold during locktober is the 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵. You mean I gotta stay inside, not paw off, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 can’t get bred?? 😡
I’ll let you hold on to my keys for #Locktober if you promise to give them back 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
LSR City afters got a lil horny. Turns out @puppywilder.bsky.social CAN be a good boy with the right encouragement. That encouragement being @pup-ion.bsky.social ‘s bone 🦴
Having a ruff (:D) day, so send spooky movie recs. Or bone. Enjoy Wilder wags for engagement 🐶
It’s important to label your property. Anything left off that needs to be added next time? 😏 🖋️ @kinkonthemark.bsky.social 📸 a very good dog who refuses to use Blusky
I’ll be sniffin’ around IML this weekend! Tug on my collar if ya see me 😏
Enjoy a tipsy Wilder nude (Gosh I miss Minneapolis, this was a fun weekend 🥺👉🏻👈🏻)
My next collection is dropping in July and I need to make room! 🩲 🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 Like, follow & repost. 5 lucky Rugrats score a free pair of their choice, drawn 3 May. Use code APRILSALE for 15% off (individual briefs only, until 30 Apr). Once stock runs out, they won't return www.rugratapparel.com
Femboy Wilder? It’s becoming more likely than you think 😏
Finding out this dog has a very short refractory period was worth the pre-CLAW lockup 🥴 ⛓️: @mplsguy1.bsky.social and a few other accomplices
Love a @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social tighty whitey party 🩲
Wilder’s PSA of the day: Wear your sunscreen, kiddos. My collar is now burned into my neck for the foreseeable future 🫠
After some much needed post-CAP R&R, welcome back to your regularly scheduled Wilder shenanigans (good boi treats and animal crossing, but make it slutty 😏)
If I had a nickel for every time the Orange Streak coaster at the Mall of America Cap takeover got stuck, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
Some of my first pup photos were in secluded public areas cuz I was too nervous to take pics in my shared apartment. I’ve become the dog I am today cuz of those experiences, and I’ve offended exactly zero passersby in the process. Be your weird self, as long as it’s authentically you 🐶
Hai frens, it’s been a minute 👋🏻 This dog needs more shenanigans in his life, maybe even tomfoolery 😏
Ngl I kinda ate with this last minute Sexy King Boo cosplay 👻
Finally outgrown my biggest toy! Kinda really proud of myself for that 👉🏻👈🏻 Time for an upgrade? 😵💫