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Quartz, the Dog (I think?)
@pupquartz.bsky.social
A dumb dog who has a gaming addiction and a variety of kinks. Turned on by very dumb shit. Not a boy, just a dog~ They/them.
Oh no, I wag my tail when I flex in the gym mirror, I am becoming a thembo dog.
Do you find being surrounded by creative people pushes you further in your own pursuits or does it cause you to retreat inward for fear of never comparing?
I can’t tell if this is deep-seated dog brain territory or I’m just awful, but I’ve been drooling in my sleep more lately? …might not have helped that I was in puppy space with someone the other day, but it’s been happening beyond that also, I swear!
My body might be getting down fabulous style, but my heart is yearning :(
For some reason the inside of my thighs hurt? Like right where my thighs and my crotch begin to connect? I keep saying it, but maybe I need a massage there. That or a lotta anti-ouchie drugs.
I complain too much and yet I wish to complain MORE HOW VERY SELFISH OF ME
Glute thrusts using a dumbbell are so embarrassing, what do you mean I’m leaving a concerningly visible ass print on the ground after each set?
Is it bad to feel guilty for expressing your sadness? I feel like I’ve had very little but negative thoughts to share as of late, with friends or on public forums.
Guys, my new foot care product is having some weird side effects...does anyone know what to do?
How much food (calorie content, protein content, etc.) are people eating to actually gain weight and muscle? I feel like I've plateau'd at 77-78 for the past six months and I truly dunno how I could afford more food in the system without just eating more than a kilo of meat a day.
I should get a tattoo of a Korok in between my ass cheeks so anyone wanting to inspect my butthole gets greeted with a “ya-ha-ha! you found it!” and then gets to deposit their Korok Seed.
Now gang, what D&D class would I be? Bonus points for picking the subclass, I love getting nittier and grittier~
Ok what D&D class am I, I wanna know
Big titty gooner slut 🍼 Come stick your dick between them 😈😈
I’m definitely in a mental health spiral at the moment. Gym’s falling to the background, streams are becoming less frequent, I’m having more and more negative thoughts about work, and my rest time is filled with lack of sleep and inability to do anything enjoyable. Yaaaaaaaaaay.
I do get horny often, don’t get me wrong. But often, I just kinda want to be curled up next to someone, just having a nap with some background noise on. The intimacy is so comforting. The embrace of another person feels like home.
I really need a job where I just don’t have to interact with the public. I feel like every part of my job is actually somewhat enjoyable (the late hours are a jerk but that’s beside the point) UNTIL a customer comes in. Everything else is fine to actually enjoyable.
So what did I do today… - Went and got hot chocolate - Took a dick - Cleaned my apartment a bit - Had some friends over for Mario Party and mocktails I think that’s a pretty alright 28th birthday, right?
Why have I needed to jerk off so much today?
escaping the depression spiral to say god i wish i had the funds for this @bsky.smitizen.com "frog ninja" suit, like it calls to me so desperately
i don’t know how or why i’m still here or whether i can still remain anymore.
Good news, internalised guilt won! Bad news, I think I need to get my left arm checked by a doc, stabbing pain every time I did a heavy movement with it 😭
If someone could pull me out of bed and to the gym very soon, that would be great. My mind and body are telling me no but my internalised guilt about slacking off is telling me yes.