I don't get people anymore. It's 80°f at the beach and people have long sleeves and pants on. Even the nudists are confused at all of these people today. Oh well. I'm getting more sun on my lunch break than I did on the cruise over the weekend 🤣

After spending a good chunk of the night sleeping in latex, it's time to put on some spandex and login to work.

All geared up in latex, locked back up, taking selfies, and watching Murder, She Wrote. Yeah. It was one of those days and I need to turn my brain off.

I think I have recovered from this bladder infection to the point where I can put my cage back on. It's hard to describe exactly how I felt, but I just had this huge wave of relief pass through me as I locked it up and pulled the key out.

Either IKEA's KAJPLATS are not within E26 spec, or I have a lot of worn out lamp sockets. Why yes, I really did stick a screwdriver into an Edison socket to pry up the live tab to fix my smart lightbulb issues.

When did turning on a lightbulb become so complex? We once joked about having an ip address for each lightbulb, now it's reality. And I'm rather shocked how few Thread networks are within range of my apartment.

Murder, She Wrote For Tax Purposes

Kane Kisaragi@kanekisaragi.bsky.social · 4d ago

Being John Malkovich For Tax Purposes.

Just stepped out of the shower and the world continues to be weird. The best way I can describe how the world feels to me is a reverse acid trip.

Delayed flight, someone farting up a storm on the flight, and just missing the bus I need. This is some weird karma right now.

So when are we going to have that tech from The Fifth Element where we are knocked out for our flight?

I am not a brat, but my inner goose just can't help squeeze to honk that horn!

Bulldozer 🍉@rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 4d ago

This is a brat detection device. Do you suddenly feel the overwhelming need to honk this horn, even though just seconds ago you had no idea it even existed?

TFW they don't have (or allow) for the right drugs. I just watched what I could only describe as a cyberpunk cabaret show.

Well damn. This confirms I needed a weekend away from reality. I put on a hypno track and I instantly went into trance.

More weird cruise ship art! Finally got a chance to get a picture of this piece of art in the Casino. The leather straps on the frame really elevate the WTF factor.

I was not expecting one of the best cruise ship donuts I've ever had to show up with my room service coffee today! It took sailing through Hurricane Rachel for me to finally get a good night's sleep. I'm feeling much better.

Oh the artwork you'll see on a cruise ship! I saw this walking up the stairs on the ship I'm on, and @strayspots.bsky.social just comes to mind.

Boo! Lunch reservations got canceled due to a lack of participation. I was looking forward to the Sushi and Sake pairing since it had things outside of their normal sushi menu. At least it warmed up enough to chill on the balcony and read.

This hits way too close to home.

Seb - 🌴 Palm Springs Nov 3-9, Los Angeles Nov 9-12 🌴@sebbearva.bsky.social · 6d ago

I have exactly no plans outside of reading and eating. Although it would be nice if it warms up some do I can lounge around in a speedo. But first, coffee!

Oh right. You'd think after 20 cruises that I would remember that the crew working the main dining room all have a feeder fetish. My waiters tonight seemed to think that I'm not ordering enough food

Uhh. Umm. WTF! Why can't I get What What in the Butt out of my head now?

Ahh. The scenic port of LA! Time to escape reality for the weekend. I really need it.

Every time I go in and out of LAX, it reminds me how nice SFO is.

Airport people watching thoughts: With the number of always listening AI pins and now the Apple Watch always recording, people really need to reconsider what business or private conversations they are having in public spaces.

Gotta say, this is a first for me. I've never had an antibiotic give me such strange and vivid dreams. Unfortunately, it's fucking up my sleep. *Stumbles to the coffee*

I need to be in a huge human sized dog bed and a bunch of rubbery or furry creatures to cuddle.

I just had a really weird dream. It involved taking my dad and stepmom to a friend's dinner party in a high rise furry commune and getting lost in the hallways.

I am so glad that Guinness 0 exists and is so fucking good. Otherwise, I'd be going nuts drinking only water and coffee while I get through this course of antibiotics.

I'm shocked that I've never seen anyone do costumes like this. This would be so cute! Although an 80s era tantalum capacitor would be way more scary.

Jan@tigerknight.com · 2w ago

🎃 #furryart

Can someone help me find the switch for my body that makes it normal again? Having to go to the ER on a Friday night is always an adventure.