When he nuts in you and five minutes later is browsing Timu for pots 😒
⚡️ Tracer ⚡️
@puptracer.bsky.social
Beta Puppy ~ Non-Binary Nightmare ~ He/They ~ Not a Top just have a Big Stupid Dick ~ Carpe Noctem ✨🌙
Can someone explain to me why when my coworkers go for a smoke break, it’s fine. But when I go snort a line of coke off his dick in the bathroom that’s a “problem” 🤬
Be careful of your promises, especially if it’s a commitment to do ‘anything’…
Just demolished my hole with a bad dragon. Anyways how's your day?
Men will do the most toxic ass shit and say their therapist told them it was a good idea
Tonightttttt!!! Who am I gonna see at Jackhammer at 10 👀 Cum dance with me and get some treats too 😉
My aunt gets chronic migranes and I call her psyduck and she hates me 😌
KENNEL Afters was lots of fun with these two (and a few others missing) @barkopolo.bsky.social @puptracer.bsky.social
Me: No I’m great with money, I would never waste a dollar Also me: *chugs black coffee immediately after teeth whitening treatment*
Oh yeah, can we skip 2026? My apartment key just snapped trying to get a frozen door open and I'm stuck outside in the cold. Happy new year!
Thanks for the shot 👌🏼 So soft, so creamy. 💦 @puptracer.bsky.social
Do you keep a gallon of Dawn in your shower or are you normal?
I just want a man to trample me like it’s 2000’s Black Friday okay 😩
It's a true crime against humanity that coffee doesn't taste as good as it smells. Seriously can we get some people working on this? Make it taste like it smells people!
Goosebumps music plays in Starbucks and a child starts crying. Happy Halloween 😚
Lesson learned: when you’re making Diet Coke with your soda stream, don’t use soy sauce 🥲
We peed on the dance floor so it’s ours! @MIR @sun-the-pup.bsky.social @barkopolo.bsky.social