Satchman Deerspooker.
@puttepulver.bsky.social
Frilansande feltänkare. (to my old mutuals, i am "Sven")
Ok, my bathroom smells like girls makeup from last weekend. Am i straight again? Who knows. Anyways, i think i'm once again a little bit in love, and given the burden of my job i have limited time for social media. Sweden is still ok, the deers seem to give 0 shit about the world etc..
You can find me here, and i think i ain't gonna bother much with bsky.
⛓ X-Wing @ Alicianess ⛓@allieinchains.bsky.social · 10mo agoSo grateful for my discord community. Truly don't know how I managed to be blessed with such a big/active and kind community whereas many other musician/band servers are... not that. I count my lucky stars though to be surrounded by good people. You're always welcome discord.com/invite/nvPUR...
Ok, so this whole rapture thing. Are we supposed to pack anything? Can i bring my sex toys, and how many pets can i bring? Will i get picked up, or do i have to go to the bus stop? So many questions.
If i were a vaper, this could have been me. 😬
It has come to my attention that it's "bisexual visibility day" today. Here's my proud bisexual face taken during my trip to Iceland. Behave in the comment section, and dickpics may be submitted to the Penis Museum in Reykjavik, rather than to my inbox plz.
Ok, i just found the "mute thread" feature. 🤯
The Metallica and Lou Reed fuckup has to be miles above anything else on this list...
E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️@eremsordes.bsky.social · 11mo agounbearably awful songs from artists you otherwise love to death Wheels Of Fire by Judas Priest
ISS piss tank seems to be doing ok! What else happened during the weekend?
Presente: The dog who HATES, and wants to fucking murder all men. 2nd date. Friendship achieved.
Is my cock big enough, is my brain small enough - FOR YOU TO MAKE ME A STAR? 🎶🎵🎵🎶
Me, getting worked up about some "local" political bs in discord: ..... Someone posts a gif of one of my teen crushes. Me: .................................
#OtD 18 Sep 1990 Canadian soldiers and police tried to invade the Kahnawake reservation. Kanyen'kehà:ka (Mohawk) First Nations people who were resisting construction of a golf course fought back, and forced them to retreat after seven hours of fighting stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1259...
Orange fuckface really officially declared himself a fascist, just now, didn't he?
I bet his dad is a cop, part time firefighter and former astronaut. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear brown belts. 😆
Billy@billyclub13.bsky.social · 11mo agoI’m also a former wrestler, kickboxer, and a BJJ brown belt. So yes, I’d say it your face and you’d thank me. Moron.
Having this on my TL sure does help to lighten the mood, cleanse the pallet and makes my feed so much funnier. The world is burning, everything goes to shi.. aoah.. some just drained their potatoes in space!
ISS Piss Tracker@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 11mo agoThe piss tank on the ISS is now 13% full.
*taps shoulder -does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Sometimes bsky gets deep, and touch the real important subjects. 🥹
Satchman Deerspooker.@puttepulver.bsky.social · 11mo agoLike your bumhole during a fart.
