Took the boy to the local quiz. Can't believe how good he's been.

At least someone is comfy around here.

Hope the boy is enjoying his holiday.

Recovering from the bicycle.

Well I didn't fall off. That's a win.

Marky@puzzledzimbo.bsky.social · yesterday

Haven't ridden a bicycle since 2008. Wish me luck.

Haven't ridden a bicycle since 2008. Wish me luck.

Chargers for devices that I cannot remember owning.

'Box ✨@ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 2d ago

A random loose screw that fell out of something and you are not sure what.

Don't know who any of these people are. #CelebrityHunted

Finally getting to use my braai set.

Ready for a week of hot tub and doggy walks. #ForestHolidays

Honestly I'd be delighted with this result. Farage winning anything under 90% of the vote would be a fatal wound to him. Binface actually winning would be even better but this will still be hilarious.

Daily Herald #FBPE #NAFO 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱@dailyherald.bsky.social · 2d ago

🚨 BREAKING | Count Binface to win almost a third of votes in Clacton, reveals new constituency poll 😲 ➡️ Reform: 69% ( +23 ) ⚫️ Binface: 31% ( +31 ) Reform HOLD ( 4% swing to Binface ) Via Survation (date TBD)

Drag Binface just dropped lol

Love it when the groomers leave his hair long on top.

Just found out Virgin Media have created a channel dedicated to The Hotel Inspector. That's my evening viewing sorted for the foreseeable future.

Anyone still on Twitter? Wondering how the discussion is going over there? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

Labour's Bev Craig elected mayor of Greater Manchester, replacing Andy Burnham

The contest was triggered when now-Prime Minister Andy Burnham stood down from the role following his election as an MP last month.

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I demand a recount! Justice for Salted caramel!

YouGov@yougov.co.uk · 5d ago

YouGov's latest scoop: vanilla is Britain's favourite ice cream flavour Vanilla: 18% Mint choc chip: 14% Chocolate: 13% Strawberry: 5% Salted caramel: 5% Rum and raisin: 5% Pistachio: 4% Coffee: 3% Raspberry ripple: 3% yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

Out of office on.

Friday Mood: Out Of Office Dance

ALT: Friday Mood: Out Of Office Dance

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Seriously!? share.google/ZnMTwUvDARSd...

US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference

A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at ‌a global conference taking place in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attendees who took screen...

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Cats fighting outside and I'm trying to get to sleep.

H2di Squidward Sleeping in Bed

ALT: H2di Squidward Sleeping in Bed

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Last day at my office desk today. 4 weeks of hot desking and extra WFH until my new one is ready. Going to miss having so much space to put all my paraphernalia.

Can we just end the charade now please? At risk of sounding like a conspiracy theorist I'm pondering if these are the breaches they've made public, what others are they hiding? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

OpenAI says its rogue AI tried to hack other companies

The out-of-control AI found four logins which allowed it to access multiple unnamed online services.

bbc.co.uk

We're going to play a little game tonight. Will I take the gold, will I be banished or will I be murdered?

The office refurb has started. And they're starting with the zone immediately behind me. Weeks of banging and drilling and not in a good way.

Danger of death by over positive vibes on my estate.

Ordered a Nandos to celebrate. The Deliveroo driver has just gone past my house to deliver to someone else first. And people think algorithms will solve all the world's problems.

Marky@puzzledzimbo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Passed my Level 4 Data Analyst Apprenticeship with Distinction! Absolutely thrilled. Honestly thought I'd failed it.

Passed my Level 4 Data Analyst Apprenticeship with Distinction! Absolutely thrilled. Honestly thought I'd failed it.

"Forced Labour" concerns he says. Purleez. The EU had better labour protections than he does. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

US imposes tariffs on dozens of trade partners over 'forced labour' imports

The tariffs target 60 trading partners over claims they failed to properly stop forced labour.

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When I eventually hit my Slimming World target weight I'm coming to the chippy next door and ordering this. (Don't ask why I'm here now.)

Why are Korean appliance manufacturers obsessed with making things play jingles at the end of the cycle? We've got loads of new LG microwaves in the office canteen and it's like Last Night at the Proms in here.

Finally I can visit home without transiting in the desert in the dead of night.