HELL WIZARD
@pyramidmaster.bsky.social
psychedelic death dream Writer: Criticism - Consequence of Sound, Invisible Oranges, Treble, Lighthouse Media // Fiction - Lammergeier, 365tomorrows, Imperial Youth Review // Essays - Buttondown // Host: DEATH//SENTENCE https://buttondown.com/theadversary
@mycatisblued.bsky.social !! Amy it’s been so long!!!!
my wife is making me get rid of all my reeking slime and it’s pissing me off
last time I went to the circus the clown introduced himself as Incest and he made everyone else leave the big top. it was just me and the clown for like two hours
I’ve been quietly working on a new much more zany novel alongside the literary novel
no this brother articulates our sorrows and confusion. please no bitey
Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · 2w agoThe thing is… ignore this man… make that tender meat quiver
I’ve said this elsewhere but breeding isn’t a kink. that’s like the normal biological drive. your body is supposed to find that hot because that’s how we make people, so that’s normal actually
king Midas but everything he touches gets chromed and it’s sick as hell. he’s not even mad. it’s super bad ass
*seeing a really insecure wizard* I said you’d never see this guy turn my ass into a frog with a little hat and backpack. No fucking way he could do that
me and my solid metal boys chasing our enemies around shouting “let’s chrome his ass”
this has got to be a bot or some kind of cop, spiritually if not literally
@collie.bsky.social · 3w agoDefunding rural services is a step towards progress because rurals are holding back society in every measurable way.
20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.