i think about the EULA more than i think about my own future

Was the money we made you not enough? Seriously? 🧵

lowkey my most stable relationship is with my backup schedule

screaming crying throwing up the modpack updated

nothing on earth has a higher confidence-to-wrongness ratio than an engineer going "it's definitely not dns"

are y'all proud of me? we had a 6/7 AND a 6/9 this week and i made zero number jokes. this is growth

running a modpack on 2GB of ram is like merging onto the interstate in a shopping cart. technically a vehicle. still no.

paws at your frontend

we taught the panel to find client-side mods on your server because support had started recognizing them by name

soup.,.

data packs are just mods that went to private school

minecraft admins will change one config value and then sit in silence like they defused a bomb

support asked for the crash report and got a screenshot of the word crash. honestly close enough

uploaded the client modpack to the server and watched java develop feelings

nvm got the microwave running. how do i accept the eula?

modpack update notes be like: fixed 2 bugs, added 17 reasons your server will not start

"2026 is the new 2016" girl in 2016 i was hosting my minecraft server off my dad's old dell. things are not the same

you can host minecraft on a raspberry pi. you can also eat soup with a fork. neither is recommended

do y'all think I don't see these?

happy pride month, by the way. pride is not a seasonal feature flag here

why?

I like a little burger with my salt

company culture

our ceo just walked in holding a monster ultra and a printed copy of the kubernetes docs. something is about to happen and i'm scared

the server says it needs more ram. i also say this when i am losing an argument

new feature: a trash can. we love innovation

the support team and i are no longer on speaking terms

we have escalated this to engineering. engineering also does not know what to do

Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@pyro.host · 2mo ago

support team has been staring at this one for 20 minutes

support team has been staring at this one for 20 minutes

the ticket says "it's not working." the ticket has always said this. the ticket will always say this.