Who would’ve thought that the MAGA crowd is pro defund the police? OFC the call is not out of concern for law enforcement militarization or officer’s use of qualified immunity, but for a cheaper property tax bill… GOP voters are ok with defunding police if they get a kickback out of it 🤦‍♀️

Gulf Coast News@gulfcoastnewsnow.bsky.social · 20h ago

Florida sheriffs warn that Amendment 3, which proposes increasing homestead exemptions, could reduce funding for first responder services and essential community programs. More: https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/florida-sheriffs-raise-concerns-over-property-tax-amendment/73342238 

Byron Donalds whenever he’s on TV gargling Trump’s or some other [ REDACTED ]’s saggy sack ⬇️

Uncle Ruckus Interview from The Boondocks

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Old Midgge@pyronsanity.bsky.social · yesterday

Byron Donalds in his most past life ⬇️

The American regime is full of failed wannabe cam girls 💁‍♀️

Goddamn I miss Anthony Bourdain, can you imagine the field day he would have had with this?

Seen in downtown Cleveland today #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon

Every parent who’s ever changed a diaper knows that Secret Service dude’s face. His mental mantra is probably “don’t gag, don’t gag…”

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · 6d ago

He’s got the look of a TSA beagle who just hit on something foul.

For the fourth time this week I’ve had to just walk out of the office because the Sonos radio keeps playing shit that’s triggering my PTSD. Sorry folks who like Bob Marley and Boyz II Men—a pedophile and my mom ruined that shit for me as a kid…

Rabbinstein's Immeasurable Disappointment

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Waterparks Tears Down Warped Tour with Unreleased Anti-ICE Anthem

OMFG! We are so cooked as a country because ⬇️

kenofseattle@kenofseattle.bsky.social · last wk.

We can verify the daily physical status of a specific Seattle raccoon but apparently we're completely unable to determine whether a United States Senator is alive or dead.

🎵 Pink wristbands on the guest list | Bras hanging on the bus | Yeah, you get a lot of girls | But not one is eighteen plus 🎶 Scene Queen’s song, 18+, was written in a way that could be in reference to 45 bands—add 30 Seconds to Mars to the list.

Scene Queen - 18+ (Official Music Video)

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Mathew Buck@filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · last wk.

4 new allegations against Jared Leto and a BBC documentary. Hopefully this will end the career of one of Hollywood's most rumoured alleged predators. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Saying “you get what you voted for” to folks who are *on your side* is a slap in the face to those who actually voted for the lesser of 2 evils (the black lady with experience and a “weird” laugh). People who take glee in using that jibe on allies are fucking up the group assignment and it shows 😑

Old Midgge@pyronsanity.bsky.social · last wk.

I think they believe that you didn’t vote instead of all of us who voted for the black lady to be president are *still* stuck with Epstein’s former bestie in the Oval Office… I certainly didn’t vote for that orange shit gibbon, yet here I am in one of the worst timelines 🤦‍♀️

It’s ironic that grifty Christian Nationals expect eternal salvation from a leftist Middle Eastern brown guy that flipped tables and chased out capitalism from the temple for Passover. They really think the “forgive us, Father; we know not what we do” will fly for them after being given the Bible 😂

Ironic, Isn't It? Wednesday Addams

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*nature channel voiceover* “And here we have a mid member of the party, revving up his gluck gluck 3000 skills to impress the aging patriarchal pedophile over the body of a dead ally…”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."

Me: 👀 I didn’t know they made license plate covers… *sends to spouse while on the phone with him* Him: I don’t get it Me: Are you fucking with me right now? Seriously? Him: No really; what is it? Me: *explains* You’ve never heard of it? Him: Nope Me: My sweet summer child…

“SeE? bLaCk PeOpLe LiKe Me!”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

a statement from the President of the United States: "Lil Wayne Praises Trump for Building White House Ballroom: ‘I’m So Glad!’"

The day after President Neck Pussy’s standup session at the #WHCA dinner’s second take looks haggard compared to the night before in quote skeet. Mother fucker needs jowl rejuvenation like he needs to go to Gitmo on a perma cell staycation.

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · last wk.

Caption this.

So there's this felon, right? He can't legally own a gun, cuz felony convictions. But get this: he has the keys to the nuclear football.

QTP with what finally radicalized you #HealthInsurance #ForProfitHealthcare #ProLifeIsAJoke

I hate to squash some of those hopes and dreams that left leaning and even Overton Window center folks, but those people that voted for Trump ain’t gonna be voting Democrat in high enough numbers to change the tide of the authoritarian dumb fuck regime with the midterm elections.

Captain Spaulding: I Calls Em Like I Sees Em

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Naples vigil was small but powerful:

QTP your favorite show from the 2000’s

Futurama Hermes

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Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags@ooccouchgags.bsky.social · last wk.

QTP your favorite show from the 2000’s

Every comment in this is 👩‍🍳🤌💋 Also: not me saving this gem for an Easter card next year, especially since the old man voted for team #MakeComedyLegalAgain

terrible towelie@terribletowelie.bsky.social · last wk.

happy sunday

It takes about 30 minutes to shit out a stick or 2 as thick as my thumb—now how do I change the water color diffuser feature so that it’s something besides red? I don’t think it’s endometriosis or a hemorrhagic functional cyst…

Steve Carell as Michael Scott: Could it be cancer?

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YouTubers be like, “Hey, fam. It’s your Midgge. We’re checking out the new reduce, reuse, repurpose just dropped and it’s sure to piss off law enforcement and our future AI overlords.”

Digital Brain@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · last wk.

These glasses blind cameras with infrared LEDs before your face ever hits the frame, part of a growing anti surveillance gear market.

👏👏👏 All shithead groups on FB should be infiltrated ‘cause fuck the racists bitches. They should touch grass and go make friends IRL instead of getting their jimmies rustled over a Zuck safe space.

Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · 2w ago

This was so damn funny, I had to go show it to my wife. ☠️☠️☠️