just upgraded my iphone from my old SE. as I expected, it's a usability nightmare. not a fan. give me an SE 4.

me: oh no she almost died?? ...wait why did they have to phrase it like that ...wait she's married?

Qasim Rashid, Esq.@qasimrashid.com · 3mo ago

Imagine being the most decorated gymnast in history, almost dying, and media referring to you as “NFL Wife” as your greatest achievement.😑 Misogyny is a helluva drug. Smh. Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.

We need more games where losing is really funny

okay but what do I put my cinema camera on... where do I get a velociraptor

852dude@852dude.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"

is that a threat

The Verge@theverge.com · 8mo ago

Everyone can hear your TV in their headphones using this transmitter

self hosting: decentralized, you break alone so your customers are mad at you cloud: everyone breaks, so your customers are mad at your cloud provider

@play.date what if playdates had profiles so I can let my friends play my console with their own saves? I can back up all my saves but it's kind of a pain 😅

It's amazing that there are simultaneously two dramas going on: * grocerybro discourse, driven by people that think eating out is cheaper than cooking * delivery discourse, driven by people who think convenience (and paying for it) is immoral or something like y'all

Guy who puts a new domain name on his wedding registry

@play.date

@amyhoy.bsky.social randomly saw this 😂

no no no no no no no

Maggie Richmond@maggierichmond.bsky.social · 2y ago

Statement

I'm announcing a new political party: The Build the Trains Party We have one issue: building the trains (we're for it). Where should they be built? How should they be built? Who should build them? Reasonable people can disagree on these questions but we agree on this: The trains. (Build them.)

run, don't walk to get the pastel de nata from Costco these rock, probably the best frozen baked good I've ever gotten

I want someone to publish a matrix of cooldown info for hot water in different insulated water bottle sizes and different levels and how full they are

Rent: $1000 Gas: $200 Cheese: $6000 Groceries: $300 I have no money. Someone who is good at the economy please help.

2024: shop like a billionaire 2025: shop like a college student

me: I sure haven't seen loss in a while instant pot: hold my | || || |_

Good news for Sam Altman: it's the year of the snake

so um twitter:bluesky::USA:??? asking for a friend

forget penny for your thoughts, I need a dumpster for my thoughts (it's this website)

#GoodLunch egg sando at Tartine

bluesky is noticeably faster than twitter