When I clock out tonight I will have worked 127 hours in the pay period 😵💀😵💫🤡
All I am saying is that Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and Star Wars could absolutely get it 😍🤤
Ok idk what happened but instead of holes and poles on my timeline, it’s all about pets 🤷🏻♀️🤨
I cried at work when I heard Dolly has left us. Rest in power Queen!
Had a blast at the Ricky Martin concert tonight! He is so hot 🙂↔️🤤🤭
I am so overstimulated and it is my 5th 13 hour shift in 6 days 😵💫😵
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Bundt Cake
ALT: Bundt Cake
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Don[ny]ovan@dgschell.bsky.social · 2mo agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Didn’t realize the tomatillo cilantro ranch dressing I made was going to be such a huge deal at work
Today I learned that I share a birthday with @bostongayboy.bsky.social and that’s my new claim to fame.
Marilyn Monroe's Iconic Smile
ALT: Marilyn Monroe's Iconic Smile
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Not gonna lie. Going through a break up during Pride Month is just not it.
The way I watched a tornado form and almost touch down while trying to get a damn salad for dinner 🫣🌪️
Anyone else feel like they don’t know who they are after a breakup? No just me? Ok cool 🙃
Was just verbally assaulted at work. My coworkers think it was cuz I am gay. Gotta love working in healthcare. 🙃
In Utah the lube is funeral potatoes flavored
Twink 👻 or Treat 🍬 ꕤ ｡˚@thirdsandsixths.bsky.social · 4mo agoin Boston our lube is Dunks flavored
No matter where I live, I just don’t feel like I fit in with the gays. I just don’t seem to be outgoing enough to hunt down some gay friends. I used to be super outgoing and now I am just tired and burnt out. Anyway I get like this when I see big gay weekends like MDW in Chicago.
Gay thirst strikes again. Don’t EVER use College Hunks moving services. Complete disaster. The potential thirst is not worth it.
I am really done with this rainy Chicago spring. I want to plant my veggie garden already!
I have often wondered if any gay in public has looked at me and then posted on social media that he just saw some hot guy somewhere and it’s about me…. 🥸🤨
Not sure I have ever felt less confident in my looks before. Seeing pics of myself the other day really shook me.
Day drinking at the airport? More likely than you think 🤭
I heard the most unhinged, out of pocket convo at this Mexican food place by Wrigley field tonight. STDs, coke, bending a woman over a bathtub and eating her out even though she has chlamydia.. like my brain chemistry has been officially altered….
Apparently this really hot guy came into my work yesterday and was flirting with me? One I am in a relationship but two, guys like him don’t usually flirt with guys like me. Apparently I have become really dense lol. 🤷🏻♀️🤣