Kos

@quan1000.bsky.social

kobold and plushie enthusiast

a kobold falls down from the roof and hits the ground with a sickening crunch of bones echoing throughout the room. a few seconds later, they stand up, stretch their arms, and go: wow, my back feels better now!

kobold whose pathfinding got stuck halfway inside a couch. you walk over to them and they turn they head to you and ask "need something?"

you hear a high-pitched "beep!" behind you and turn around to see a kobold driving a tiny car. they poke their head out of the side window and yell "beep beep!" at you. you step aside as they drive by you at walking speed

you open up a bag of potato chips and start feeling the ground quake. you turn around and see a tidal wave of kobolds rapidly approaching you