Stop filling his head with your crazy ideas! Who cares how many times he’s gone to the clinic. The Grand Nagus is perfectly healthy!
Quark
@quark-rp.bsky.social
I'm Quark, owner and proprietor of this fine establishment. Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk, run! (Parody)
You’ll have to give Morn a moment. He gets this way every Moogie’s day
I don’t care if the clock moved forward one hour I’m still charging you for that hour!
I don’t care if the clock moved forward one hour I’m still charging you for that hour!
My friend custom made me this Quark t-shirt for my birthday and it's one of the best things I've ever owned 💖 This is why you should have friends who listen to you talk about your blorbos and vice-versa.
So what if I committed more crimes in order to distract Odo from my previous crimes?
Feel free to send me gifts Preferably latinum
Strange New Pod | A Star Trek Podcast@strangenewpod.com · 11mo agoHappy birthday to Armin Shimerman, the legendary actor who brought us the sharpest lobes for business in the galaxy, Quark of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Lower Decks! May your profits be ever-increasing and your customers never pay with latinum substitutes. 🖖💰 #StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine #Quark
I mean how many people are gonna waste their time protesting Gul Dukat? Like 10?..
Don’t be Ridiculous! I’m not taking away your health insurance.. I’m just not gonna pay for it
Well I’m shutting down the bar And it’s all your fault. With all your unreasonable demands like, “health care”, and “fair wages”
Proposed Rule of Acquisition number 285: No good can come of Private Equity
So uhh.. did Gul Dukat ever come to your private moon? .. just between you and me
It’s almost Prime day again .. Prime day for me to make some Latinum
I have to be honest.. This is more disappointing than the time I visited a Vulcan ‘Sex Dungeon’
I’m sorry Damar but I’m cutting you off before you add me to another one of your little “group chats”
Think about it. Just one, maybe two runabouts is all I need Then every time someone wants hot fresh food and a cold beverage fast, all they need to do is hail “QuarkDash”
No, I don’t think he is.. I mean he lies like a Ferengi But that RFK jr, his ears are much too small..
All I’m saying is when I had to work for the Cardassians I didn’t put on their uniform. And I damned sure didn’t salute them
What if, instead of getting paid more, I just take over the Klingon restaurant right next door?
Come to Quarks Bar and Holosuite Arcade Ring in the New Year with old friends! ..And new debts
Odoooo!! Odo!! There are three ghosts in my quarters! I demand you get rid of them!
..And at Quarks Bar and Holosuite Arcade we promise never to snitch on you to the constable. So always remember, when you’re at Quarks, no you aren’t.
