Never take hospitality from someone worse off than yourself.
Rules of Acquisition
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The Rules of Acquisition were the sacred precepts upon which all Ferengi society was based
There are three things you must not talk to aliens about: sex, religion and taxes.
Synthehol is the lubricant of choice for a customer's stuck purse.
Celebrate when you are paid, not when you are promised.
Go where no Ferengi has gone before; where there is no reputation there is profit.
Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.
Stay neutral in conflicts so that you can sell supplies to both sides.
Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.
A Ferengi is only as important as the amount of latinum he carries in his pockets.
Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.
Whenever you're asked if you are a god, the correct answer is yes.
When someone says 'It's not the money,' they're lying.
Never trust your customers, especially if they are your relatives.
A lie is a way to tell the truth to someone who doesn't know.