Never deal with a beggar; it's bad for profits.

If you steal it, make sure it has a warranty.

Once you have their money... never give it back.

Never take hospitality from someone worse off than yourself.

There are three things you must not talk to aliens about: sex, religion and taxes.

Morality is always defined by those in power.

Synthehol is the lubricant of choice for a customer's stuck purse.

Celebrate when you are paid, not when you are promised.

Gratitude can bring on generosity.

Go where no Ferengi has gone before; where there is no reputation there is profit.

Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.

Stay neutral in conflicts so that you can sell supplies to both sides.

Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.

A Ferengi is only as important as the amount of latinum he carries in his pockets.

Only fools pay retail.

Profit has limits. Loss has none.

Mine is better than ours.

You can always buy back a lost reputation.

Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.

Everything that has no owner, needs one.

Free advertising is cheap.

A man is counted by the weight of his latinum.

Never ask when you can take.

It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.

Wise men don't lie, they just bend the truth.

Whenever you're asked if you are a god, the correct answer is yes.

When someone says 'It's not the money,' they're lying.