C. Ocelot
@queef.pro
Furry artist, 32 (they/she/he) Writer and artist behind 🦊 @siliconevalleycomic.online 🦦 Autistic and breedable! Check my links for my other stuff including my webcomic.
I had an Effective Altruist like a post on my comic, EAs are essentially gross as fuck when it comes to speaking about autistic people and spread tons of harmful stereotypes about us. My comic is by, for, and about autistic people.
Effective Altruists are not welcomed here, this comic is by a queer autistic person about queer autistic characters.
I'm deeply disappointed that nobody grabbed lubesky.app and built an #atproto PDS using it. So I grabbed the domain and I'm doing just that! Still have yet to figure out all the logistics but I have a tech wizard helping me make this happen.
I have a secret nefarious plan cooking and will announce it when I have the stuff ready and will skeet when it's wizard time motherfucker. As for my plans for the rest of the day. I have a new kigurumi and will be spending the rest of the day chilling, drawing, and doing other stuff.
Technically my character Sally is on the ace spectrum like her creator. She's demisexual! Also she doesn't canonically wear glasses... yet.
Name an Asexual Character.
I have a secret nefarious plan cooking and will announce it when I have the stuff ready and will skeet when it's wizard time motherfucker. As for my plans for the rest of the day. I have a new kigurumi and will be spending the rest of the day chilling, drawing, and doing other stuff.
I have now purchased another TLD domain for the Bluesky page, thankfully "online" is cheap as heck.
I did this without the programmer socks equipped, therefore I've got an invalid handle error and a PEBKAC error at the same time.
I got new toys by @funkittoys.bsky.social but all I'm down for is an accurate temperature reading. (Yes I used my butt.)
I don't know what this says about me but Havin a Blast by Green Day.
Name a song that makes you feel ready to take on the world.
Me last Friday: *gets flu/covid shots so I don't get sick*😄 Me now: *catches cold*🫥 Like, I have a right to be mad here right?
Sertraline convinced me I was lactose intolerant and had IBS for the past decade, made me unable to feel human emotion while losing a friend to cancer, made me not want to do anything, made me not feel joy, and made my ability to deal with sensory stuff collapse. Send skeet!
As Bluesky's foremost authority on queefing now I feel like I have to verify the claim made by ChatGPT here. Dudes can queef; cis-masc dudes, transmasc dudes, and enby dudes are all valid forms of dude and have holes where air can get trapped through insertion type activities.
chatgpt: yes, dudes can queef me: how
NGL but looking at erotic furry drawings while using Chrome feels wrong... but I have everything with my Spotty cat Illustrations account through a Google account so it just makes things work better.
#heycohost I'm honestly surprised Pillowfort lasted this long, it was by far the worst interface I've ever used.
Make a pixelated plug called the .webp with just a little less crunchy pixel texture.
Quick, what's the worst filetype but the best dildo for texture fiends? if you said .jpeg_large, thanks for forgetting about .webp for the sake of my little joke. New large variant of the Jpeg Artifact no available! www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/jpeg-...
Ginger from Chicken Run Says Exactly
ALT: Ginger from Chicken Run Says Exactly
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When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
I just realized I lefy porn up on my laptop because I got distracted before I could get horny.
Time to be cursed... Zootopia Pollock It's Zootopia but a bukkake flick.
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.
My entire school career from about 1st grade to senior year is pure trauma.
everyone always does high school AUs but I did notttt have a good time in HS I have zero interest in revisiting that period
Shout out to phantom cravings even though I have a 21mg nicotine patch on my arm.
Is this why they held a public book burning of the ABDL and SFW-littlespace art?
FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands are pretty ridiculous.
It's October and @blankieplush.bsky.social is still a regular living collie plush? Whoever put me in charge of removing the veil between the realm of magic and the regular world really needs to know I forget to do things right away. Blankie is now the second ever blankie bat following my one Binkey.
Horrible Halloween Costume Idea... A witch costume but you also have a newspaper and roll of toilet paper. You are "a witch that shits".
Common molds have every right to be smug as hell, they gave us antibiotics.
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread