“Not everything is about race” actually is it and we didn’t do it.
Rowdy Queen
@queenofhyrule.bsky.social
Ain’t that just the way | Always a wild magic type of bitch
I dont know if I’ve already said it but it’s not implemented yet so I’ll say it again, any motherfucker who leaves their child in the car should be met with the same exact fate 🤷🏽♀️
As an adult, it’s pretty humiliating to have your feet swing while in a standard chair 🥴
I had such a fun time on our girls trip however I am reminded how much I’m a home body 😭
This might sound horrible but I’m so glad I’m able to help my daughter with her math homework. There’s no room for her thinking I’m an idiot, the sass is to strong
Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke) Relieved in Scrubs
ALT: Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke) Relieved in Scrubs
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Moving in 11 days and where did all this stuff come from?!
Ahhhh my homegirl is pregnant and I’m in tears 😭😭😭😭💕💕💕
Are you new to the internet? We’ve seen edit features on other platforms…there are ways to ensure your concern isn’t an issue.
Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 2mo agoWhenever bluesky announces a new feature, there's a bunch of people who instantly chime in saying they want an edit button, which is the worst idea imaginable
I just remembered my man did DMT without me and I’m mad again
I remember when I had hoes in different area codes..a simpler time
What’s the most haunted/spooky state in the States and why is it Ohio?
lol the funny thing about anyone tryna make me mad or make me look bad is I’m the biggest troll with a knack for subtlety so ima get my lick back and you’ll know but you won’t even be able to talk shit about me without sounding fucking stupid. 😌
We rescued a baby kitten and we named her Zelda and she’s the best
Jigsaw could have never made me do any of that bullshit. Cuz tf u mean the key to unlock the bear trap around my neck is inside of my liver???. Boy fuck you just kill me.
Been up since 3AM. Not sure how ima make it through the day
It took me a longggg time to learn this but ever since I did reading has become enjoyable again
The Whimsical Muse@whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 3mo agoYou’re not violating a "reading rule" if you opt not to finish a book that's not resonating with you. Life is finite and we thus have a finite number of books to read. Reading shouldn’t be a chore, and you needn’t feel guilty for ensuring that your time reading is spent reading things that you love.
Why are all the fucking gifs on this site formatted like that now
I gotta take at least one nap before very weekend. It’s literally one of my favorite parts, I get giddy 😂
I made a mistake with a client and I had to call them back to explain my error and they were so nonchalant it almost made me cry. Why is basic human decency about to make me cry?!