Because faggots have the memory of gold fishes:
Fang The Queer Monkey
@queermonkey.bsky.social
35yo|Queer|Trans Non-Binary: They/Them/she/her|Married ENM/Polyam|7 years Sober|Handler to Rudy & Thumper|partner to @kiebepup.Bsky.social|Monkey named Fang aka Banana Bussy 💖🍌🐒
I really dislike wannabe horror influencers. They all really think licking the boots of the most toxic (currently Eli Roth) is more important than actually voicing objection to AI taking over the genre or abuse allegations.
Started a Daria rewatch recently because I needed something familiar but enjoyable to have in the background while working, and I’m at the part where Jane & Tom break up and it’s so hard to watch cause I feel for Daria and her feelings for Tom feeling overwhelming.
Daria: Overcome with Emotion
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When you’re working from home in the summer and your slut attire is usable for keeping cool as well.
Hump Day isn’t over till my puffy hole says it’s over. 😘💖 Who wants to help gape my pussy more? 🥵💖
get to know your bloomfs! name: Jaron age: 37 zodiac sign: Taurus bday: The Perfect Date fav musical artists: Fiona Apple, Poe, Sabrina Carpenter country: US dream job: I do not have a dream job, I do not dream of labor fav colour: black/pink fav season: autumn birth year: 1989
Kiebe the Puppy: summer edition@kiebepup.bsky.social · last wk.get to know your bloomfs! name: Kiebe age: 32 zodiac sign: Libra bday: Oct. 1 fav musical artists: Phoebe Bridgers, Hayley Williams country: US dream job: Sociology Research about gender performance fav colour: Green and Purple fav season: autumn birth year: 1993
Rode a knotted dildo and orgasmed. My reward is a $1 Mexican Pizza! 😝😈
When your morning co-worker conversation is talking about “Disney Crushes” and you’re doing your best not to incriminate yourself.
Raven Symone's Funny Reaction in That's So Raven
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I’m waiting to see which of you faggots start the “separate the art from the artist” conversation because whenever one of your “idols” does this you start justifying your morals away.
feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · last wk.as an 80s fag, it pains me to say this but fuck this bitch
Jesus, you make a joke in which you say you don’t like Troye Sivan and every faggot acts like I ate at chik-fil-a while holding hands with Riley Gains and dedicating my life to Charlie Kirk!
I could never genuinely put too much effort into being a social media influencer, mainly because most of the real faggy ones, put effort into creating “cutsie” names for their fans, and I just don’t have the creativity unfortunately. Knowing me, I would just start calling people shitheads.
When sexy flirting with @kiebepup.bsky.social but I’m also a Dodgers fan and cannot diss the GOAT that is Shohei Ohtani!
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Kiebe the Puppy: summer edition@kiebepup.bsky.social · 2w agoYou've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Being queer is funny. My trans co-worker and his wife just had a baby and he stopped by to check in show baby photos and I’m so happy for him. Meanwhile, my partner and I are flirting and making plans about the next time they’re gonna fist me.
Helping my grandmother make tortillas, and because I’m pure of heart I can do it with my hands.
Two high school friends fight over boys and drift apart after seeing a band play in a bar that burns down after.
Puck 💖💛💙@leatherpuck.bsky.social · 3w agoMan curses god because he’s not as cool as the popular guy.
Don’t need to see “The Odyssey” in theatres, we have “The Odyssey” at home. Meanwhile, the Odyssey at home:
I’ll say this from one non-binary to another: If you engage in kink spaces using gendered honorifics or language (daddy, mommy, sir, mistress, etc.), the ground you have to get upset about about misgendering is very small because you choose to exist in gendered spaces without clear boundaries.
Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Lately, @kiebepup.bsky.social and I have been sharing morning videos of our underwear as a check-in. This was theirs for this morning. Happy Thongsday Thursday!
*stands in front of mirror in darkened bathroom* @carlosverga.bsky.social @carlosverga.bsky.social @carlosverga.bsky.social @carlosverga.bsky.social @carlosverga.bsky.social *Silence* Carlos Verga:
Potentially going to Ptown in September so I’m trying to jumpstart my weight loss journey w/potentially getting that parasite.
Why does it feel so revolutionary for Nasty Pig to use a model with an actual belly in their marketing? Oh maybe because they like the money they get from bears/overweight guys but don’t think their marketing should always reflect their true client base.
Muted color is very much my vibe. I’ve been transitioning into loving greens more. pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...
Unassuming Local Guy@bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 3w agoI can dig it.
