i think 7 is the most sci-fi digit

me, struggling financially, eating terribly, picking up 4:00 am shifts to pay rent for a building with broken AC that management won't fix: "my desire for money is selfishness, i am a bad person" some billionaire somewhere: "we should find a way to replace our workers with dogs"

i'm so tired. i want to go home and play Amnesia: The Bunker on Shellshocked difficulty, but instead I have to serve BLENDED TROPICAL GUAVA LEMONADE ENERGY REFEREAHWR WITH THREE SCOOPS OF VANILLA BEAN POWDER, DOUBLE BLENDED WITH A ABLONDE SHOT AND MATCHA COLD FOAM AFFOGATO WITH MARSHMALLOW WHIPATUEG

explaining the BloodyMary ship to my Mom because i think she'd get it

they should make a game called "The Fast of Us" where it's like The Last of Us but fast

saying "I could care less" not as a mistake but as an active admission that i'm deeply vulnerable to words and actions and want to cry

the bible app just told me that if i use it for seven days my team will win the world cup. i don't have a team, im not christian, i don't remember installing the bible app, and im scared

i'm folding laundry right now, and i just genuinely had the thought: "They should make a game about folding laundry." I think it's too late for me guys.

if i, in a completely ungendered way, started exclusively referring to myself as a skeleton online, would i sound insane, or would people get the vibe? example: "i am a skeleton" i dont think im explaining myself correctly

i just closed a business deal while on a walk. i feel like a businessman. someone should drop a cartoon anvil on my head

if a demon appeared in your room last night and whispered terrible secrets about the future to you, would you quit your job immediately or should I still put in my two weeks?

just saw art of a sexy Dwight from The Office. You people will be horny for anyone

every now and then I think about Laika and get DEEPLY sad

band or artist: *says their own name in a song* me:

finally watched @joshruben.bsky.social in The Creep Tapes- so cool to see see the people you grew up watching appear in other franchises you love. He did a great job, too, what a talented creator

not sure what they're gonna be going for in the Bloodborne movie, but does anyone else think it would be cool if The Hunter never spoke? Like, I tend to think of them in-game kind of like Link, where their actions are their form of communication...

only the slobbering beast that is capitalism could make something like playing OMORI into a chore. But since I'm footage gathering for MY JOB, I'm not really engaging with the plot as much during this playthrough, so it's just 12 HOURS OF TEXT BOXES I'M NOT READING. Still love the game though.

dude the Bloodborne movie is a huge step towards FUCKING ANYTHING HAPPENING TO MY FAVORITE IP PLEASE SEAN, PUH-LEASE wake the industry up, we need more Bloodborne stuff. Please

it makes me sad how many missing pet posters I see in my area. what a painful experience that is.

yes artists- keep putting Gorgug in a skirt. keep doing it. yes #fantasyhigh

TERFs get mad when you call them TERFs as though it's not a perfect descriptor of their political beliefs? You're a radical feminist who excludes trans people from your feminism? Show me the slander. I genuinely believe half of TERFs don't even know it's an acronym. Anyway, trans rights🤙🏻

i'm so goddamn tired. that's it, that's the post. fuck.

every day I look in the mirror and think, "man, i really am just some guy"

The Twilight Zone, S1, E29 "A Nightmare as a Child" is, by far, one of my favorite episodes so far on my long-planned trek into this series. I really loved Jordan Peele's season when it came out, and can't believe it's taken me this long to finally get into it.

yall hate when your partner has cold hands/feet. Couldn't be me. I run HOT. It's like putting ice cubes in a warm coke. It's like putting the food right out of the oven to cool. You are suffering. I am thriving. I love my cold cold cold girlfriend. I have many body hairs. She needs me. Symbiotic.

when my birthday comes around p soon here, i think for my birthday gift, im gonna sit my girlfriend down at 9:00 am and force her to watch every episode of Bistro Huddy ever filmed. she WILL learn to love @drewtalbert.bsky.social

truly cannot fathom how Tr*mp still has supporters. i know we're kinda all on the same page over here, but what the fuck dude.

fell down the Bistro Huddy rabbit hole last night- how does one man manage to embody so many distinct personalities, and how do they have so much chemistry with each other???

"comedy is meant to offend" mfers when a female comedian makes fun of men:

replaying RDR2- does anyone else ship Arthur Morgan and Albert Mason? They just have such chemistry. I'm sure someone out there has felt it...