The battery life on this thing sucks

We live in a world where one man with adhd, adderall and a deep Claude budget can create a company in a week

AWS is so boring not even a latte can keep me awake

Crazy how the best way to get a better work laptop is to find a new job.

“That’s the best way to view the IBM office—from the rear view mirror.”

Adding another standup call is like adding a lane to a highway. It feels right but it doesn’t actually help the problem.

It’s a listen to Coldplay and play solitaire in the dark kinda night

thoughts from the 8th floor

It’s AI all the way down.

I think I deserve a second work beer

Some days I wonder if I should make a career change. Today is one of those days.

As it turns out, a SSH connection is all you need.

I’m afraid it’s time to become a Python developer

Small town banks have the best customer service

Courting a girl by giving her access to your library of anime.

There’s very few things I enjoy licking and stamps aren’t one of them.

Locking in to drink the entire bottle of water for airport security

My chest looks like a tomato.

Telling a German about how great Oktoberfest is in America

AirAsia with the beats

Chatting about the worst bathroom experiences in the world while eating Indian food is a challenging task.

Why is it so hot??

Always opt out

Malaysia here we come

China may not be in the cards

I feel like I’m cheating on Deep End Subs when I get a sub from anywhere else.

Hello from iPhone

Straight on red after stop but it's ok because you're in the right turn lane.

Nothing like taking down production before doing a sneaky grocery run

I wish I had half the balls of the guy riding down 183 on an electric scooter during rush hour traffic.