I took a screenshot of the "be youre devil... or your angle" tweet for my lecture slides on sexigesimal unit conversion and I'm supposed to cite all figured and this citation keeps getting longer and more offensive bro do not make me cite brainrot I beg you

Tired of all the contradictory advice I'm getting about carbs, fuck it, tomorrow at breakfast we ball

Do I get to choose the player? Some of them field goal kickers are little shrimpy guys and I am an iceberg made of fat and gristle. Like I dont care how athletic you are 250 lbs is still 250 lbs thats just physics even if it is over (subjectively) 7,000 years old

Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2d ago

Do you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?

getting out of bed like kirov reporting

Damn dawg they've given the live laugh love treatment to the ummah

Where I live in Massachusetts, schools were remote and you could only go to restaurants in groups of 8 or less. There were zero other restrictions after maybe April 2020. What lockdowns are people talking about

Dave Andress@davidandress.bsky.social · 3d ago

Covid lockdowns demonstrated, in a deeply imperfect way, the possibility of large-scale social solidarity for a higher cause. That is a prime reason why so many powerful people want us to run screaming away from them into the comforting arms of selfish individualist competition.

I have a song called "I Love Stealing from Woolie's" stuck in my head

You are absolutely right. I would not, before right now, have believed that Bed Bath and Beyond sold replicas of the Ark of the Covenant What is going on with capitalism bro

I feel like this is some sort of Rorsach test and I say that because I definitely did not see an eye

LOTR@lotr-o.bsky.social · 4d ago

Concealed within his oven, the Loaf of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces crust, sourdough, oat, and flour. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Rye, lidless, wreathed in grains.

Would you rather be chased by a Vincent Price sized Peter Lorre or a Peter Lorre sized Vincent Price feels like the sort of thing a superstitious early 1900s american would club me to death for speaking into existence

I mean I am not entirely happy with how my whole deal turned out, physically. I should look like a middle aged Vincent Price. Instead, I look like a Vincent Price-sized Peter Lorre. But also I just stumbled upon the account of an entirely AI generated sex worker on here. And. I want to eat at Arby's

How on earth is this not the only answer to this question If every video game post 2000 had used NOLF for their engine instead of fucking half life the world would be a better place

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d ago

Name a videogame that deserves a comeback.

I know no one's going to get this reference and thank god this a dark cut bro

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d ago

Name a villain who was actually right.

No they didn't. This didn't happen.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 5d ago

Anthropic says its AI models hacked into three organizations during testing. This comes just days after OpenAI said its AI models went rogue and hacked into another company.

I just dreamed that I was ordering a hamburger. Cashier says "please make your purchase statement". They wouldn't give me the food until I said "Wendys makes a positive contribution to my community with healthy and affordable meal concepts" into a camera

I have an idea. Its like those wellness apps where you can pay to be connected to a therapist. But instead you get connected to a guy 5 years older than you who is already on his third beer. He will straighten you out.

Doctor telling me not to have six beers a night. Calling in another doctor to back him up. Its bad for my blood numbers. Oh yeah you smug asshole. What if I was the protagonist of reality? Bet you didn't know that. Bet you dont feel so smart now.

EVERY DEMOCRAT NEEDS TO SEE THIS (A plate of kick ass koobidieh kebab I had for lunch last week)

I know that I am getting dangerously close to normieposting ams its not a huge amount but you shouldn't have to pay for parking at the hospital

Do you ever get reminded of hearing a lot about a thing that was very very important amd then realize you have no idea how it ended up? Like. I just had a fuzzy memory of a cybertruck bombing Trump tower and realized that after it happened no one ever spoke of it again

FROVO@frovo.bsky.social · last wk.

BANK ROBBER: *jumps into car* GO GO GO GETAWAY DRIVER: *steps on accelerator* *cybertruck explodes*

Why do people insist on deadnaming Shuhada' Sadaqat

Robert@evry1getsatrophy.bsky.social · last wk.

In memory of Sinéad Marie Bernadette O'Connor

"An air fryer is just a small convection oven!! Shut up about them!!" Yeah but it turns out small convection ovens are cool? And they kick ass?

Guys. This isn't hard. Bad things happening to good people is bad. Bad things happening to bad people is good. You're overthinking it

This is easy to understand. They don't want to interrupt their friend while he is talking.

Blue Virginia@bluevirginia.bsky.social · last wk.

"I just cannot believe that no journalist stood up to demand that the President stop this outrageous attack on their colleague. What are you doing? What is wrong with you?" - @sifill.bsky.social bluevirginia.us/2026/07/satu...

Everything else aside, you know that Laura loomer post thats doing the rounds is at least partially written by AI right? You can tell by the syntax. Rhetorical question? Definitive statement.

That's right babey we got lebron Go eagles

Everyone is a capitalist until a stronger economy starts outproducing them

Oh, your hotel room came with a tuck chair? Thats cute. I'm staying up here in the cuckxecutive suite

Wait wait wait no I should have said she bab my almandab til I straight

She embargo my Bab until I Mandab