#178: "Can we get a self portrait of me here...." - @imheysus (03/07/2018)

#390: "I think that means I killed Cake and he didn't deserve to die..." - @imheysus (7/21/2021)

#323: "It said made in the colonies" - @epicwynne6anana (10/25/2020)

#484: A New Zealand Accident - palmettobling (2023-08-19)

#382: If you give me the shears, I'll make all the sheep naked" - @zero_jehuty (5/12/2021)

#269: "No, no, no, I died" - @fourninjatoads (11/11/2018)

#28: "Erm... that sounds like a personal problem." - @bowski477 (05/14/2017)

#368: "You flashed her, but you also flashed me." - @northernzoot (4/21/2021)

#218: "Watch out for lasers." - @fourninjatoads (05/27/2018)

#526: "Sppoky Dooky" - @palmettobling (10/14/2021)

#141: Shut up! - @bowski477 (01/21/2018)

#22: "I don't wanna sound like I'm being electrocuted while I say it." - @akascratch (05/14/2017)

#477: When you first put it in your mouth it tastes like licking wood. - @bowski477 (6/11/2023)

#420: "He can't get it up" - @fullmetal1986 (2/2/2022)

#400: "I accidently broke your window trying to eat a steak" - @imheysus (9/15/2021)

#283: "Condom Cousin" - @northernzoot (02/26/2019)

#105: "I mean Yoda's cool, but... - @imheysus (12/10/2017)

#260: "I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm going to put my bike in it" - @imheysus (10/14/2018)

#178: "Can we get a self portrait of me here...." - @imheysus (03/07/2018)

#429: "Show me your gallbladder" - @bowski477 (2/13/2022)

#153: [In Robotic Voice] "Hello. My name is Heysus. My mic is broken so I will be using this to communicate." - @imheysus (02/11/2018)

#420: "He can't get it up" - @fullmetal1986 (2/2/2022)

#291: How many diamonds do I need for pants? - @imheysus (3/25/2020)

#297: "Where do I go, where do I go, where do I go" - @mistresssara (4/12/2020)

#266: "FullNinjaToads" - @akascratch (11/04/2018)

#160: It's like the top half says "I'll see you on the battlefield", but the bottom half says "I'll see you at the country club" - @northernzoot (02/14/2018)

#367: "I can taste pennies" - @epicwynne6anana (4/18/2021)

#272: "...funky, not like the smell, but like Kong" - @northernzoot (11/25/2018)

#409: "And fluids come flying out of you" - @bowski477 (11/24/2021)

#520: [When asked if he's joining Fortnite] "No! What are you, high?!" - - @palmettobling (11/29/2022)