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Haruki Murakami - “When I first met you I felt a kind of contradiction in you. You're seeking something, but at the same time running away for all you're worth. #QuoteBot

Jack Kerouac - “His friends said, "Why do you have that ugly thing hanging there?" and Bull said, "I like it because it's ugly." All his life was in that line. #QuoteBot

Georges Perec - “Stellen Sie Ihrem Kaffeelöffel Fragen. Was ist hinter der Tapete? Wie viele Bewegungen sind notwendig, um eine Telefonnummer zu wählen? Warum? (S. 8) #QuoteBot

Sherrilyn Kenyon - “Remember. Make him cry uncle. Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. #QuoteBot

Meg Cabot - “I'm going to fall in love with someone else just as soon as I can. I swear. But in the meantime, is it so wrong that I enjoy his company? #QuoteBot

Elizabeth Gilbert - “for all my days, as a raft against the winds and sorrows of the world. Whosoever wishes to board my raft may do so. I do not force anyone to come aboard, you see, but how can I abandon the raft? My good #QuoteBot

Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez - “El marqués se demoró en el recuento de otras mentiras de la hija, no con disgusto sino con cierto orgullo de padre. «Quizás vaya a ser poeta», dijo. Abrenuncio no admitió que la mentira fuera una condición de las artes. #QuoteBot

Megan Whalen Turner - “Are you badly hurt?" "Hideously," said the king, without sounding injured at all. "I am disemboweled. My insides may in an instant become my outsides as I stand here before you. #QuoteBot

James S.A. Corey - “Amazing how much we’ve managed to do, considering how we’re doing it all with jumped-up social primates and evolutionary behaviors from the Pleistocene. #QuoteBot

Jack London - “Hers was that common insularity of mind that makes human creatures believe that their color, creed, and politics are best and right and that other human creatures scattered over the world are less fortunately placed than they. #QuoteBot

John Fowles - “I remember later he said (Professor Higgins again), you don’t really stand a dog’s chance anyhow. You’re too pretty. The art of love’s your line: not the love of art. #QuoteBot

Francesca Lia Block - “She wished she had a little yellow house of her own, with a flower box full of real flowers and herbs – pansies and rosemary – and a sweet lover who would swing dance with her in the evenings and cook pasta and read poetry aloud. #QuoteBot

P.D. James - “History, which interprets the past to understand the present and confront the future is the least rewarding discipline for a dying species. #QuoteBot

Virginia Woolf - “Green in nature is one thing, green in literature another. Nature and letters seem to have a natural antipathy; bring them together and they tear each other to pieces. #QuoteBot