Teacher: class today we’re gonna be removing the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 17th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th, and 26th letters in our name Kid named omniscient readers viewpoint:
jhw late novel: hang on i gotta ask the group chat if i can use my full power to beat your asses #orv
When you see a lubya pfp so you know you’re about to hear the worst take ever polluted by mankind
I think if we make abortions illegal we should also make masturbating for men illegal