qxva

@qxva.bsky.social

ask for an unfollow if you want one JD: Nov 8, 2024 Timezone: UTC -6 Age: Not revealing but it's somewhere in between 14 and 21 Male Single I yap too much

What's the difference between a furniture store and our current president? One is a shack of sit, and the other is a sack of shit

UNFINISHED, PLS DON’T REPOST/SHARE I want flowers because they love flowers. But I do not want crunchy flat flowers, so I’m going to have to do some thinking.

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"Dear Chef, take a tiny sip; do not down the entire bottle.The chef's knife is not a sword for defending your "culinary kingdom." When a customer sends a dish back, don't challenge them to a "food fight to the death." "Finally, you do not yell "Kobe!" and try to throw the food on the tables."

I see that in the US they're complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the American way... ....but, honestly, what are the chances of a cow enrolling in high school and being shot?