Love being horny all the time and all but i get grumpy as hell when i can't Jack offffff

Open relationship people moving back to monogamy and letting that become a crucial part of their personality is queer culture (negative) lmfao

I woke up neon horny i think id cum in ten seconds flat if someone fucked me rn

Cutest belly button award goes to someone else because i keep getting some kind of infection in there

Ordering up some new (rehomed) toys and eggs .... Very exciting 👀 gonna take a month to get here though

Anyway i trimmed my bush a bit maybe pics later??

This is not a judgement on you personally reader. Lol I started to soften on pup stuff after leaving my spouse because it was no longer associated with a vapid miserable and abusive person but after a while and consideration it turns out that most pups are just.... Exactly that.

i need to go to a party and get hit on again, its fun

Man I'm obscenely horny lately I can't wait to be a little silly with it 👀

I'm soooooo tired after gym .... I hope nobody jumps into my bed while I'm fully conked out with no pants onnnnn 😴

I love breeding so much I wish I could breed someone 👀🥺

Anal..... One day I will have you again lol

I'm not wearing any underwear 🍎

I'm not wearing any underwear 🍎

I wonder why my dick points straight up it looks funny from some angles

Get ready with me video but I'm just jerking off crazy style with my clothes on

Autism hands in MY nudes?

When I think about dragons I just turn into a big sloppy mess 💦

I have nothing funny to say but I did just have a great orgasm my body feels pretty cool right now 👌

Autism hands in MY nudes?

Throwing centipedes on the people who are not kissing me right now

had a full on panic episode (shaking, shivering, tearing up) about online discourse and was talking with my friend about it... so glad i don't do this shit anymore lol get you a homie who has a dialogue with you about shit that matters wish i had the energy to interact but I feel very powerless.

Come over and fuck me and then I go to bed, you can leave or make me dinner your choice

kinda just want to lay around and fuck all day and just like.. chill and eat snacks after yknow

Nevermind I came I'm normal who cares about all that I'm sexy

I haven't felt physically attractive in so long lol

I've been eating wayyyy too huge meals for the medication im on and i keep not learning my damn lesson now im up at 3 am feeling DISGUSTINGLY FULL from eating too much damn rice at 9pm .... it was unfortunately... delicious.

tummy ache but still jacked off trophy is going to me today

Sometimes people say stupid shit that makes me feel bad on purpose just so they don't have to apologize or be wrong even about the most mundane things that mean nothing and it makes me just not want to talk to them for a while.

It's almost my birthday you have to get me pregnant