Just a lazy Sunday morning.

Some go out dancing on Saturday nights, I stay in sleeping.

Friday might be the end of your work week, but as your rabbit overlord, I'm on duty 24x7x365 making sure that you humans behave yourselves.

What do you mean dinner isn't for another thirty minutes?

Sunday is my fun day.

PSA -- never leave your rabbit in an unbalanced state.

I'm very tired.

If I hide in Mommy's hair, there is no way that the vet will be able to find me.

I've always wanted to be a turtle, but couldn't get out of my shell.

You humans are sketchy. I need to keep an eye on you.

I am not happy!

Here's my Mother's Day gift to you, a picture of me lying on my side. You're welcome. Hoppy Mother's Day!

Sometimes you just need a pillow.

But mom! I'm too old to be tucked in!

What? You know I don't do chores.

Being your rabbit overlord is tiring.

Pardon me, do you have any treats?

Just having a lazy Sunday. #RabbitLife

Friday nap time.

I did not consent to be picked up! Revenge will be mine!

Sometimes you just need to sleep on your back. #rabbit

Mondays, right?

I would do anything for love, I would do anything for love, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. #rabbitkaraoke

Why am I at the vet? I'm healthy. I reject the need for this torture. I will have my revenge!

I'm fierce!

Hoppy Birthday to me! I'm 9 today (that's like 90 in human years). As your rabbit overlord I command you to bring me treats!

I'm sexy and I know it. #rabbits

It's good to be king, if just for a while.

RABBIT ALERT! DANGER! Humans brought these weird things in the house for one of their "birthdays". I tried to warn them about the danger these things posed by thumping. The humans heard me and then one of these things started to move. I noped out of there faster than The Flash. I was unharmed.

Excuse me, human, do you happen to have a treat? As you notice, I am currently without a treat and would like to rectify that abomination.