Air force requisitions guy looking for A-10 ammo:
mr. cannoli@boner.ink · 7d agogonna visit my local nuclear reactor and see if i can't score some spare uranium that they aren't using
mr. cannoli@boner.ink · 7d agoJust saw the Odyssey and do not let any part of it intimidate you. Don't let the length intimidate you. Don't let it being an adaptation of an old greek poem intimidate you. Nolan has had his ups and downs, but this is way, way, WAY up. I'll remember this one for a while.
@codyjohnston.bsky.social You might want to think about dropping shopify as a sponsor (tobi lutke is the CEO). If you can't, understandable. If you can, do.
Rachel Gilmore@rachelgilmore.bsky.social · last wk.Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?
Eldritch Collective Entity Confirmed.
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.gov · 2w ago(we are not a person)
Apparently Andrew Tate got arrested for human trafficking in Florida today, which is interesting, because normally, Florida sends its sexually abusive human traffickers to congress.
You can't even bathe with your toaster anymore, because of woke.
Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 3w agoMAGA cultist Eric Metaxas was outraged by seeing an air quality alert triggered by the Canadian wildfires that suggested people limit outdoor activity: "How dare they say that. Who has the right to tell me or you or anyone anything? It's a free country. I can do whatever I want."
When the burger king discovers they're non-binary:
AdequateEmily@adequateemily.bsky.social · last mo.Truly this week has been a genderless burger experience
I'm calling it. My Adventures With Superman has the best character dynamic on TV right now. If you're not watching it, what are you doing with your life?
Seen plenty of Star Wars news story parodies but none that committed to the kayfabe, so this is for me and the maybe five other people for whom that matters.
There's no way to say this without sounding as southern as I technically am, but nascar crash compilations still have the sauce.
RFK says limiting access to whole milk was "a form of child abuse" while Derrick Van Orden stands next to him in a "make cows great again" hat www.news8000.com/news/wiscons...
RFK Jr. joins Van Orden at Dunn County dairy farm in surprise visit Monday
ELK MOUND, Wis. (WKBT) — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. visited a western Wisconsin dairy farm Monday to discuss nutrition and celebrate the state's dairy industry
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Billions of people use the feature you can't turn off or opt out of? CONGRATULATIONS! Yeah, investors? He's cooking the books so hard that the books are actually burnt. Ask him if the feature would retain those numbers if users could turn it off. You're investing a lot of money. Be skeptical.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 3mo agoGOOGLE CEO SAYS AI OVERVIEWS NOW HAS 2.5 BLN MONTHLY USERS, AI MODE REACHES 1 BLN USERS, WHILE GEMINI CROSSES 900 MLN MONTHLY USERS — CONFERENCE
What's more terrifying than death and war? Tony Penis at your door!
Return of the Cmonmacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3mo agoStraight up I’d call the police. I think calling the police in America is a genuine sin. Id still do it to this motherfucker. Fuck off my stoop you nasty pathetic sicko bastard
@chrisdeleon.bsky.social Serious question, what do you do when an idea for a game won't leave you alone?
@cockremover.bsky.social Emma, you're missing out on @jazzpomegranate.com visiting Dutch Kings Day.
@codyjohnston.bsky.social Katie when she's locked you out of the office again:
yaoi gagarin@mel.bzky.team · 3mo agosup homos guess whos the only one who came into the office today
@jazzpomegranate.com Wanna see something that breaks your brain, but in a more lighthearted and fun way than the stuff that usually does? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumata...
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - Wikipedia
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