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She/her. 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Homer’s human. Not affiliated with any rescue, just sharing some of the wonderful cats available for adoption.
Have a kitty. This beautiful girl is Gigi. She’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Carver Scott Humane Society. You can learn more about her here: www.carverscotths.org/cats#sl_embe...
If you are a lawyer barred in Minnesota, I will personally sponsor your admission to the District Minnesota (you need one other person as well) and teach you how to do habeas cases. It's going to be all hands on deck.
A concentration camp will begin hiring and operations in Minnesota next week. A concentration camp will begin hiring and operations in Minnesota next week. A concentration camp will begin hiring and operations in Minnesota next week. A concentration camp will begin hiring and operations in Minnes
Me: I want to take a real vacation next year. Instagram: ok. Hear me out: Nebraska!
To be loved is to be changed!
to be loved is to be changed!
Minnesota River Bluffs trail update: still closed at Pioneer Trail.
Today I sent my niece and nephew their annual “good job, I’m proud of you, good luck with school this year” DQ gift card. After last year’s fiasco in which their gift card got lost in the mail for a few weeks, I shipped it with tracking.
If I ever send you an email that starts with “as has been previously communicated,” please know that somewhere my anger translator is yelling “hey asshole I fucking told you this already”
Have a kitty. This handsome guy is Charlie. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Caring for Cats. You can learn more about him here: us18c.sheltermanager.com/service?acco...
Things people say when they meet Homer: he’s so big! He’s so fluffy! He’s so soft! He’s so friendly! I love him!
A year ago today I adopted this ridiculous wrecking ball of a cat. Happy gotcha day, Homer. I love you so much.
A year ago today I adopted this ridiculous wrecking ball of a cat. Happy gotcha day, Homer. I love you so much.
So Minnesota attacked Minnesota cities because Minnesota is grossly incompetent. Got it.
Q: Can you rule out that Iran is behind the water attacks? TRUMP: I don't think so. I think that Minnesota is behind it. You know who is behind it? Minnesota. Because they're grossly incompetent. I don't think there was an Iranian cyberattack. I think Minnesota ought to get its act together.
Nothing like driving in the rain to remind me how much I need new tires. Fortunately that’s happening on Tuesday.
Wow, a zip line kit that’s “inciuding all accessories” such as a “sping brake” and “adjustbie strap” is unsafe? Who would have thought!
#Recall: Trsmima Zipline Kits and Zipline Spring Brakes; The zipline kit’s steel cable, turnbuckle and seat can detach or break. The zipline spring brakes are not stiff enough to safely slow a rider down and the kit design does not include an emergency brake. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
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Have some kitties. This is Case and Tars. What’s better than one orange kitty? Two orange kitties! They’re available for adoption in Minnesota through Feline Rescue. Learn more about them here: us10d.sheltermanager.com/service?acco...