Baz

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Just put your paws up because you were born this way baby

I'm a posh boy but this photo reminds me of being a kid. Samantha Morton says it was taken on the Broxtowe Estate where she grew up. I used to spend school holidays at my friend's on the same estate - surrounded by budgies and CB radios

Girl playing on the street while a car is being worked on

Photo by Nick Waplington

A poem by my friend: I met a traveller from Switzerland Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, in the sand, Half sunk, a bald head spies, whose wonky eyes And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, …cont…

Balls Was going to see the #nffc pre-season friendly tonight. But got turned away at the airport gate because they'd swapped to a smaller plane. Alternative flight 5:30pm from Bristol. For a 7:30 kick-off. So much for our exiting weekend in Portugal.

Because of Slayyyter's amazing (but incredibly sad) song, I've been down a Brittany Murphy rabbit hole today. I've always thought she was amazing (Tai Frasier, that song with Paul Oakenfold, Luanne from King of the Hill) - but I never realised quite how fucking weird her death was.

Ever since the printing press was invented a couple months ago, sensationalist journalism has become far more responsible for rending the fabric of the social contract.… If it bleeds, it leads. Tales that impale never fail. Speared spines make headlines www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/y...

You Impale One Guy, and Suddenly You’re “Vlad the Impaler”

“There’s so much more to me than impaling. I paint watercolors. I run half-marathons. I am a father, many times over, all across the Wallachian countryside. ...

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Future cat names for when I become a crazy cat lady. Tristan da Cunha Edinburgh of the Seven Seas - (Tristan for short) Kiritimati Kiribati London - (Kiri) Baffin Nunavut Iqaluit - (Iqaluit) Barbuda Codrington Barbuda - (Codrington)

I do love this photo of our potential prime minister to be. Which got me thinking - it's £500 to stand in an election. That's worth it to be on the stage as the winner is announced, stood next to Lawrence Fox holding a sign saying "Not a real fox"

Potential prime minister to be with Count Binface and a Fox