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-writer /poet / thinker/ artist -no DM’s or fake stuff here………. -I’ve grey-blue eyes and auburn hair………. -Love dad jokes.
Am I the only one that thinks those new smart glasses are kind of creepy?
We have 2 air conditioners and it’s not enough. Even the cats are hanging out down in the basement.
The wildfire smoke is poisonous The salad greens are poisonous Therefore eat chocolate and stay indoors
If you prioritize discipline over motivation, your goals are more likely to be realized.
Every time I see this image I still laugh; what’s wrong with me?😆
The Office: Dwight's Stapler in Jello Prank
ALT: The Office: Dwight's Stapler in Jello Prank
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While we’re on the subject what are some of your uncommon funny pet peeves? I just shared one of mine now I’d like to hear yours.
I’ve been adding lemon balm to my smoothies and wondering why I’m tired….turns out, it’s an herbal sedative. Lol. Whoops. I didn’t know. (You’re supposed to take it as tea to help you sleep.)
When I go on my mountain walk each day, there’s a paddock at the top of the summit with goats in it. I think they recognize me now. They yell at me as I hike past. It’s kind of cute.
Goat Morning
ALT: Goat Morning
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The word “DIET” stands for “Did. I. Eat. That.” The correct answer is yes, yes I did. 💁♀️
I saw a bear on my evening walk. On the side of the mountain. It was the 1k up-hill loop I usually take. Maybe I have a valid excuse not to go now. Lol.…Or, I still have to go, but take the loop closer to town…
Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them
From a friend who writes articles: What do you call a freelance writer with health coverage? -Married.
Unknown source: “What do you call someone who makes dad jokes but is not a dad? “A faux pa.”
I’m sad today because Myka and Raini are searching the house for their friend. Yeah kids; she’s not coming back. We only have 2 kitties, now. 😔 Such is the cycle of life, I guess.
Because we just are; deal with it. 🏴
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other why must the scots be such intractable people .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other why must the scots be such intractable people .
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Us Ginger’s be like: It’s April; time to bring out the SPF 70….