UMBRELLA ☂️
@rainingchamp.bsky.social
a spoonful of sugar... and a pinch of salt! ( she/any )
parasoul said i can't feed hungern garbage from the dumpster anymore :(
wow. nobody cares about a sweet little girl dying of starvation. i'll remember that in the afterlife...
UMBRELLA ☂️@rainingchamp.bsky.social · 12mo agoi'll DIE if i don't get five scoops of ice cream RIGHT NOW. DON'T LET A LITTLE GIRL DIE!!!
i'll DIE if i don't get five scoops of ice cream RIGHT NOW. DON'T LET A LITTLE GIRL DIE!!!
// umbrella being so insistent on cracking the narrators egg is also very funny to me. to be honest
// umbrella and the narrator are really fucking funny man
you're supposed to hit him back, guy!! like baseball!! [ .....is that how baseball works? 💧 ]
[ instead of answering she just throws hungern again ] GO GO GO!!!!
[ she catches hungern with a big grin!! ] hey, you're pretty good at this!
BADDIES WATCH OUT!!! umbrella and hungern are comin for you!!!!
CATCH [ throwing hungern at the reader. Do Not Catch Him Do Not Catch Him Do Not Catch Him ]
everybody here's kind of a weird freak but it's okay you guys are still cool
do people actually kiss eachother or is that just a thing made up for tv?
cooooool!!! can you make MOUNTAINS of ice cream with that thing? [ hungern is just feasting away. oh god ice cream is everywhere it's a bloodbath... ice cream bath. something like that. ] i wish i had something like that..
!!! [ uh oh. umbrella immediately notices this pattern, a grin forming as hungern eats the ice cream in a single bite. yeah they're gonna exploit the hell out of this. she's not even done with her own cone when she asks, ] ...a little more? 🥺 we're soooo hungry...
[ they happily take it, giving hungern a good squeeze to keep him at bay. ] ..thanks, mister! can hungern have some more, too? ^_^ [ their greed knows no bounds.... ]
those goat things are literally niceys. i know evil when i see it!!
[ ..her monstrous umbrella eats it straight out of her hands. ] wha— HEY!! hungern, that wasn't for you!! ....can i get another?
jeez all those green things are kinda sick in the head huh
hungern said it's nice to eat you all! ...i'm pretty sure he meant MEET... i think....
i'm stronger than i look! ... and hungern's EXACTLY as strong as he looks! ( more info below )
