Rebecca Alter

@ralter.bsky.social

“one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel” -angie k i work at the website vulture

my parents called me first thing this morning to tell me to change my name to something less jewish on uber (they suggested 'britney smith') and to move to the florida condo...

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new rule i am only listening to OBC recordings on youtube so as not to keep irreparably fucking up my spotify algo. what do you MEAN my daylist is brassy standards afternoon