Will
@randlelikehandle.bsky.social
ginger 👨🏻🦰/ thirst traps / housewives / cat dad 🐱
Twink death. Note: this is not a before & after. I was happy with my body in the first pic and proud of my body now, just an interesting look back is all. 😊
A Prophet. A Poet. A Saint. And one of the best songwriters of all time. Fly High Dolly ✨👑✨
Gym something something, chest day best day something something. Does that make sense?
The ChatGPT commercials with the elderly women might be my 13th reason.
This was supposed to be “thong Thursday.” Better late than never.🤪
Be real, how obvious is it that I’m a Floridian from this pic?
Looking forward to having a martini after work. Does that make sense?
Basically it was boob day, mommy milker day, tit day, jug day. Your pick.
If you made one million tax-free dollars every year and never spent any of it, it would still take you one million years to make accumulate one trillion dollars. There is simply no reason for any one person to ever accumulate that kind of wealth.
Some thoughts on Summer House (a 🧵): First, West and Amanda being completely numb on beta blockers at the reunion only exacerbated the notion that neither of them give a fuck about anyone else’s feelings. Which may be true.