"Nothing says 'true blue Aussie battler' like experiencing the monoculture at a luxury resort in Italy with 'Dirt Mummy'". randomswill.substack.com/p/pauline-hanson-pm
BREAKING: Trump has entire Belgium team arrested by ICE. #USABEL #FIFAWorldCup
Karl Stefanovic’s interview with British far‑right activist Tommy Robinson gets pulled. His bookers scramble for another controversial subject. I'm happy to help. “Karl faces Australia’s most divisive figure. The ibis… icon or 'bin chicken'?”
All I wanted was to update my phone number. The airline responded that they’d “approved to check” the issue. This is taking longer than the flight. Full story: tinyurl.com/airline-angst
My friendly, helpful guide to life - Do not be an arsehole - is now on Substack. Enjoy. @substack donotbeanarsehole.substack.com/p/do-not-be-...
Do not be an arsehole at the theatre
Do not turn up at 7:58pm for an 8pm show and then be outraged at the queue.
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Great piece. My design to solve the cabana-ing of Australian beaches. www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/li...
BREAKING: Donald Trump has awarded himself the 2026 Wimbledon ladies’ singles championship.
BREAKING: Donald Trump has declared himself Best in Show at the 2026 Crufts dog show.
“The one thing that unites the extreme left, the extreme right and the just plain bonkers is that they can all get their hands on a gun with ease – and there is little sign of that changing.” Well said. @michaelkoziol.bsky.social @sydmorningherald.bsky.social
Surely, American life just cannot go on like this
The assassination of MAGA activist Charlie Kirk is a shocking tragedy and an awful, scary reflection of the extreme political violence that now afflicts the US. It has to stop, but it seems likely to ...
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The ever-brilliant Marina Hyde bending it like the proverbial. @theguardian.com
First it was family, now it’s a feud. But even in meltdown, Brand Beckham is raking it in | Marina Hyde
Brooklyn and his wife Nicola have fallen out with the rest of the multimedia-lifestyle-industrial-complex. Luckily, it’s all being kept very private, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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My friendly, helpful advice for corporate types: Do not be an arsehole CEO: "Do not cheat on your wife with your HR chief and get caught on the kiss-cam."
Do Not Be An Arsehole CEO - Brutal Truth For Corporate Leaders
Think you’re a “visionary CEO”? Not if you’re doing any of this bullshit.
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The typhoon that hit Hong Kong on Sunday morning was classified as a “10”. This is as high as it gets. It doesn’t go to a Spinal Tap 11. #TyphoonWipha
Developing | Typhoon Wipha about 50km from Hong Kong, T10 signal in force
No 10 signal, the highest-level warning, means that winds with mean speeds of 118km/h or more are expected.
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Death by mushroom. Life imitates a Midsomer Murders episode. Again. (Destroying Angel, series 4, episode 2)
"Oops. The Hour of Power Sydney toilet-jokes format on KIIS caused the pair to take a colossal gutser in Melbourne from the start." Great piece by Tony Wright. @sydmorningherald.bsky.social
Why Melburnians celebrate the failure of Sydney’s ‘Vile Kyle’
The old Melbourne-Sydney rivalry was revived with the arrival of Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O on Melbourne’s airwaves. But why?
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Good to see Melbournians aren’t interested in the work experience Howard Stern circa late 80s.
Crikey@crikey.com.au · last yr.The Kyle and Jackie O Show’s parent company, ARN, is bleeding ad dollars as the show struggles with listeners. @daanysaeed.bsky.social reports.
My friendly, helpful guide on how to behave at an airport: Do not be an arsehole at an airport. #travel
https://donotbeanarsehole.com/do-not-be-an-arsehole-at-an-airport/
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I had a similar cricket injury to Steve Smith's. A bloke also offered to put my finger back in. The difference is he'd had several thousand beers. I gratefully declined. #WIvAUS
Smith hits back after Healy’s criticism of Aussie top order
Steve Smith tested his finger injury in a New York baseball batting cage as he prepares to make his return in the second Test.
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Thankfully, the brilliant Marina Hyde knows exactly what the fuck she's doing. @theguardian.com
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The alleged break in the ceasefire reminds me of the stoning scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian. "Who threw that?"
Monty Python - Stoning
YouTube video by Weidmoo
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I wish Trump would call a ceasefire on his bizarre use of capital letters.
I would rather have four-hour root canal therapy (again) than endure the Miranda Devine podcast. @meadea.bsky.social
News Corp bets big on AI tools but journalists voice concerns | Weekly Beast
Company says in-house NewsGPT tool part of a look into how AI tech will ‘enhance our workplaces rather than replace jobs’. Plus: Seven West’s Origin dummy spit
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I would rather have four-hour root canal therapy (again) than watch Bride Hard.
Bride Hard review – Rebel Wilson action comedy is hard to endure
The star makes for a charmless lead in a rubbishy attempt to mash a female-led wedding comedy and an action caper
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I'm confused. Does the "nude artist" create artwork of nude people, or does she create her art while nude?
Dina Broadhurst risks an Instagram ban as she shares racy selfie
Dina Broadhurst is known to take a racy snap or two - but this one might just take the cake.
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Australians looking at the contract, which contains more terms, conditions and exclusions than a 50% off sale at Harvey Norman, determined that the deal was, “definitely, absolutely and categorically America First”.
Trump To Review Deal Where Australia Pays America $350B for Submarines It Will Never Receive, To Ensure It Is ‘America First’ — The Shovel
Australians looking at the contract, which contains more terms, conditions and exclusions than a 50% off sale at Harvey Norman, determined that the deal was, “definitely, absolutely and categorically ...
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