Random

@randomvangloboii.bsky.social

Random, a dragon from Milan, Italy. I have long adapted into human customs and learnt to do art just like them. Kinda. This is also the home of Modnar, my brother. Unlike me, he never shied away from his draconic, voracious nature.

In the 2000s technology was exciting because it told you "You can now do more with me, Imma let you express yourself like never before" Now it's scary because it tells you "You're too stupid to do it, let me do it for you, *I* know what you want or need"

Healthy burger recipe: - Homemade whole grain bread in place of buns - Grilled chicken in place of patties or fried chicken - Olive oil in place of sauces - A little salt - Then add whatever vegetable you like - Optional: melt a bit of mozzarella or add some parmesan

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So, I have a boyfriend now. He's a cat vampire whose lore is that he's the prince of a Shakesperean-like kingdom. I guess this depicts some scene where he falls in love with me, a menacing-looking male dragon, instead of looking for a female bride to marry and continue the dinasty with

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Probably, sooner or later, BlueSky as a whole will close adult content behind age-wall, I'm sure it'll happen. When it does, I invite you to check my Mastodon account: randomvangloboii@dragonchat.org

Modnar has bred his humans well. Sometimes he'll fall asleep after taking care of them, and they provided him some hay where to take a slumber - and also, some of them also feed themselves to him willingly, taking advantage of his habit of slobbering during his sleeps. #vore #dragon

El verano es cuando en Italia la sociedad decide que ablar en español es muy mejor porque español => paises calientes => vacaciones => diversión. Qué pena que todos conocen solo las mismas palabras: corazon, playa, noche, fiesta, bailar...

Watched The Princess and the Frog for the first time. Very outdated and cliched, and too many songs, Disney really didn't know what to do back then. Except for Louis, the gator. You are absolutely perfect, even if you were useless to the plot, I desire you and your belly so much.