This time Subcommander T'Pol finds something in the Vulcan database yet the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.

In this episode Chief O'Brien is betrayed by an old friend who we’ve never heard of before this episode, and we will never hear about again yet could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first

In this episode B'Elanna has a transporter accident and is merged with Neelix nevertheless has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission

Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager The EMH travels through time yet becomes an all-star pitcher in the new-earth baseball league

In this episode Dr. McCoy accidentally forgets crewman Reyes on Seti Alpha VI but they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.

Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager B'Elanna finds a giant space creature but becomes an all-star pitcher in the new-earth baseball league

This time Tom Paris makes first contact with a race of sentient insects but also finds an unexpected love.

Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation Lt. Cmdr Worf celebrates Captain Picard day, alone, though actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.

Tonight on Star Trek Captain Kirk infiltrates the Romulan empire although is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.

Tonight on Star Trek Mr. Scott lets the ship get taken over by some aliens with belts that make everyone play freeze tag but actually is the reason why we love.

In this episode Subcommander T'Pol is infected with time-travelling brain parasites though can't remember the last 24 hours.

This time Data finds a giant space creature however actually is the true source of anime on Earth.

This time Odo lets some randos hijack the station again although actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

Next week, on CBS All-Access Kol crosses into the mirror universe to steal a pizza ordered by their counterpart nevertheless is suspiciously sensitive to light

This time Lt. Reed finds a giant space creature nevertheless is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.

Tonight on Deep Space 9 Nog is stuck taking care of pagh-wraith possessed Keiko again however really discovers why the spice must flow.

This time Dax finds out that Old Jake has been running his old-man-dying-with-his-dad-trapped-in-subspace scam on lady writers again however actually is the link to the alpha quadrant

This time Hoshi solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station although ends up stuck in the mirror universe

In this episode Chekov lets the ship get taken over by some aliens with belts that make everyone play freeze tag though the town is defeated by the Dal-Rok

In this episode Nog meets a Q though is suspiciously sensitive to light

In this episode Dr. Bashir is trapped in a holosuite for the 119 innings of 0-to-0 overtime that destroyed baseball although has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission

In this episode Voq can't stop watching reruns of 2 Broke Girls on CBS however also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.

This time Ensign Ro infiltrates the Romulan empire though ends up stuck in the mirror universe

This time Captain Janeway returns to Earth's past yet they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.

This time Dr. Bashir is sad that their lover is actually a Maquis smuggler though the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!

In this episode Chief O'Brien hires Nathan Fielder to spice up business on the Promenade but the town is defeated by the Dal-Rok

In this episode Dr. McCoy crosses the galactic barrier yet is suspiciously sensitive to light

In this episode Captain Archer finds out the true meaning of Christmas though the producers ran out of budget for new sets and put the legal proceedings in Quark’s bar

This time Commander Sisko hires Nathan Fielder to spice up business on the Promenade although takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque

This time Lt. Cmdr Worf has some meetings that seem like they're going nowhere though actually is the link to the alpha quadrant