If only the golden escalator had come to a halt…

MAGA pre-election “BuT eGgS aRe ToO eXpEnSiVe & No OnE cAn AfFoRd GaS oR gRoCeRiEs, wE cAnT LiVe LiKe ThIs AnYmOrE!” Buckle the fuck up, buttercups. You’re about to learn what FAFO actually means.