I remember when I was about to use the Final Buddha Palm to break down the gates of the holy city, b-but... uweh... weeh- Santos, he... he just punched the gates open at the cost of his life...

(casually swinging her staff like a baseball bat while talking.) Anyway, I can't help it! Sorry!! It's usually not a huge problem, though!!!

"Yeah my conceptual weakness is getting beaten up more than I can manage, thing is, I can get beaten up A LOT before I die." Sneakily getting closer to Sanzang.

Hahaha, probably not!

I suppose. But do you think Chaldea would get the ire of someone with dominion over time?

Well, that'd probably make time manipulation stuff your conceptual weakness, right?

Not me. The only one who defeated Captain Nemo was time.

I mean, a large part of my struggles during my journey derived from demons wanting to eat me... It's a conceptual weakness! You should know that, Captain, most of us have one!

I get why he wants to, he's clearly an evil and demonic being, and I have a whole Skill about evil and demonic beings wanting to eat me, which is why I tried to purify his soul... But he took the tags off instantly!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Wukong is the last guy I want to see figurines of! I'm still mad at him for ditching me!!

You tried to eat me?!

I think you'd be an earthworm.

"No, you'd totally be a monkey, Sanzang-chan..."

Animals... I'd be a human, I think! (okay.)

(she does jaunt over to teach and slap about 6 different paper slips all over his body, all containing sutras.) Wear those for a month! Your soul should purify and you'll lose your wicked, demonic urges. (pat pat pat on the head before she skips off.)

Oo, hotpot!!!!! (she seems content already.)

Hmmm... Maybe that guy's a demon? He looks about as ugly as one, so maybe he's some kind of evil spirit...

Oh, roomie!! Don't worry, I just had to do a bit of self-defense.

haa... haaa... phew! I hope Buddha can forgive me for relying on him like that.

... I'MSORRYSAVER BUT I NEEDTHEHELP RIGHT NOW!!! ATATATATATATATATA! ONE THOUSAND DEATHS OF BUDDHA PALM!!!!! SUPER 500% OVERCHARGE VERSION!!!

// sorry this girl is dense and will keep being dense you're going to be in for a 10+ year siege if you want anything besides her getting confused

Okay, can you deal with the pirate guy for me!?!??!

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬.@banefulblood.bsky.social · 2w ago

Just don't get in over your head, if you need to tap out just call for an assist.

But I don't wanna get eaten!!! I've been working very hard to avoid that!!!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Time to expand those horizons on what does an' doesn't wanna leave teeth marks into you.

I was mostly asking because demonic beings are genuinely compelled to eat me!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Nothin' of the sort, I'm a pure honest to goodness beast of the Earth.

Hmm!!! I'm going to go, now!!!

"COME ON! Just a nibble, I won't even leave a hickey!" Looks hungry as fuck

... Are you some sort of demonic fiend, by any chance?

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Well 'course they do, I can see it.

Well, no, they all wanted to eat me! That was the problem!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

An' they weren't even appreciatin' the kinda snack you were? Tsk, tsk. Cryin' shame.