Condolences for me... In 2026 I will be on the start line of #BM100 rather than adding my own unique brand of commentary from afar. As for who is the person behind the account, you'll just have to guess 😈
The feeding frenzy is over, see y'all again in the fall. Heard some complaints it was too hot, too windy, or just too damn hard... for you bunch of losers, maybe 😈 #BM109
The 2025 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100
Correction. I do the biting around here 👿 #BM100
Barkley is *biting* this year #BM100
It's been a busy few hours here... @barkleycourse.bsky.social and I have been doing quite a job so far. A lot less victims left to work over tonight though 😈 #BM100
Ten runners completed Loop 1 within the time limit; 9 continued to Loop 2. 14 runners have been tapped out; 16 remain on Loop 1 and will be tapped out when they return. #BM100
Excellent, not long to wait now for my afternoon snacks to arrive 😈 #BM100
After multiple failed attempts, the conch was blown at 10:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100.